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When Skittles was a kid, he'd always go on summer vacation to visit his favority Aunt, "Jelly Belly". She was a big ole woman, and she'd let all the kids rub her belly when she laughed and she was pretty good at doing the "Tootsie Roll".
Her second husband is "Sour Patch" and the kids can't stand his ass because he was so cranky. They had a daughter named Peppermint Patty, who was Skittles "kissing cousin."
Oh, did I mention they were loaded? Yep. Bank'n!
The stuffy guy who'd always answer the door.. Cadbury the butler.
Too bad they've all been..... um.. eaten.
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