When interviewed by local reporters, superman was asked, "can anyone beat superman?". Superman responded, "two words: Michael cross."
chuck norris is not amused
Jannit, Cabbage Patch liked this post
Not even the most high security prison can hold Michael Cross after the water pumping station
Michael Cross is so tough he blows bubbles with beef jerky!
Michael Cross is so tough that the Mallers waited until he had a broken arm to attack...it didn't help
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Michael Cross is so tough, the reason he never mentions anything about his family is because they are zombies. We now refer to them as the Behemoths.
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