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Space Balls I mean Spam Balls (with peanut butter sauce)


This was an interesting challenge and forced my hand as a kitchen witch to work some intense magic with spices and heat to create something eatable out of one of the most notoriously icky food products in the history of the world… Spam, Yes I said it SPAM © What is SPAM you ask? Spam is a combination of two words spiced and ham (I question the spiced idea of that cause its bland as flour paste with a pork flavor that ...

… a long time ago in a Kitchen far away safe from flesh eating zombies and rampaging behemoths.. The brave and fearless scavengers forged far and wide returning to the kitchens with offerings of plain potato chips... You know the ruffled kind but no dip, Bastards… A single can of red
beans, and a lowly box of instant mashed potatoes. They stare at the cook with eyes begging
for a sumptuous repast as a reward for their hard and dangerous scavenger work…

My humble ...

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I opted out of actual bread this morning as its hella cold and my shoulder hurts and the assistant bread kneader was not available. So we did biscuits and gravy

Its amazing what you can do with half a package of chicken sausage some flour and milk and butter

Southern gourmet food!



A little ugly but not bad for a first attempt. I put them in a well greased black cast ...

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I'm sad to report that upon rising this morning I found sour dough starter unresponsive in its
container. It was lifeless and flat. I applied immediate CPR in the form of honey 2 tablespoons
mixed in rapidly. Sourdough did not bubble or swell as it had the day before. Sourdough was declared dead at 0645 this am.

As the blog must go on. I remixed a new sour dough this time with Guinness instead of a weak oatmeal stout and planted in it a teaspoon of active yeast to help ...

Bread is called the staff of life without it nations have fallen. Wars have been waged. Even some queen in France got her head taken off because she told her people when they were out of bread to eat cake. Also, to be honest a peanut butter and jelly sandwich isn’t really as good when you don’t have the bread to put it on and it’s messy too.
What’s a good homemaker to do in the zombie uprising when your last loaf is gone and you’re out of those awesome little packets of active dry yeast? ...

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