Favorite quotes from the episodes of were alive

[Lifeboard2]

Well spare your lives , just walk away.
-Bert

[pmchawk]

"Does this look like a duck?" -Puck

[Shaggers]

"Oh hoho...this blind kid says I'm not helpful." -Datu

[Merlin1274]

My Favorite one is Victor Talking about his wife. "The bitch was like Frodo, The ring went on and Evil Came out." Something like that..

[tonyhind86]

"Me and Pegs would do anything for you guys. Oh wait, I just made us sound like prostitutes." - Riley

"Well I thought that was implied" - Michael

Michael, acting like a true playa

[Gooer]

"Me and Pegs would do anything for you guys. Oh wait, I just made us sound like prostitutes." - Riley

"Well I thought that was implied" - Michael

Michael, acting like a true playa

Thats when the true romance began. Michael acts like the guy who doesn't know what to do with a girl, but we all know that's not true....

[Gooer]

My favourite has to be "Its....Paul....."

[TacticalJHP]

Favorite funny quote:

"Hey, look who it is!" - Saul
*thud*
"Did you really have to run over the commander?" - Angel
"Uhm... He was in the way" - Saul
"You swerved to hit him!" - Angel



Favorite serious quote:

"Point another gun at me, and I'll make sure you never use another one again." - Burt

[tonyhind86]

Burt: "Look, Michael, I'm writing in my journal, see? Aren't you proud?"

Michael: "Yeah. Thrilled."

Burt: *Note to self. Michael is an asshole.*

[cringebot]

"Sit Back. Shut up. And say a prayer that I know where the hell I'm going." -Datu telling off Hope.

[ThePhantom]

I am alil disappointed in you guys no BACK UP BITCH ILL SHOOT! or slowly without shirley! i mean come on he didnt have shirley its sad! or how about stars! wait that was not.... oh time paradox nemisis vs ink! come on someone anime that

[qreepii]

Pegs: "So you do have a Plan?"
Michael: "I've been conscious for barely an hour, of course I have a plan."
Pegs: "Really?"
Michael: "No, but i'm getting there."

Chapter 19.2

[ShaunCurry]

Burt: "Look, Michael, I'm writing in my journal, see? Aren't you proud?"

Michael: "Yeah. Thrilled."

Burt: *Note to self. Michael is an asshole.*

ditto !!

[Arcane Tremere]

Better start running

[Storm]

"Maybe she kept a little handgun in her purse. My grandmother used to do that, then again she was pretty paranoid..."
Datu, chapter 9, when they search the apartment.

[Sin Angel]

"Remember not to be a bitch when you get there," - Michael to Kelly before they left to Boulder.