Forum Members as Stereotypical Horror Movie Characters

[Witch_Doctor]

Who's the chick that survives till the end? The first to bite the dust? The over-sexed couple? The one that everyone thinks is the killer but he or she is just weird?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdyugHTKPuc

Every horror film seems to have elements from a list of scary movie themes. Which forum member do you think will be what archetypical character? Which one do you think you'll be?

http://www.cracked.com/funny-7976-25-characters-who-will-not-survive-horror-movie/

http://listverse.com/2012/10/21/top-10-stereotypical-horror-movie-victims/

http://www.slideshare.net/JessMarston95/stereotypical-characters-in-horror-films

https://blogs.longwood.edu/klingenfus410/2013/03/29/stereotypes-in-horror-movies-the-goody-goody-the-bad-boy-and-the-blonde/



I'm the Black Guy (http://blackhorrormovies.com/types.htm). What do y'all think?

[Lilydragon]

I'd be one of the early ones to get offed.

[Red Shirt]

I regret that my forum name kinda says it all.

[Witch_Doctor]

My pick for Red Shirt. The guy who seems to know EXACTLY what's going on. And yes, they usually get offed. (At best they get to say 'I told you so the the survivors')
Van Helsing, played by Anthony Hopkins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V67ozonzKRQ

[Witch_Doctor]

I'd be one of the early ones to get offed.

So, you're.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9QJ_S62yVo

Cool.:yay:

[Lilydragon]

So, you're.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9QJ_S62yVo

Cool.:yay:

Not quite... I look NOTHING like Camen Electra... :squint:

[Solanine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNFOTlwaEHk

I don't think it counts as a horror movie really, but this is so the Reaper I know.

[LiamKerrington]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNFOTlwaEHk

I don't think it counts as a horror movie really, but this is so the Reaper I know.

Exactly.

Mh ... Not sure. Probably I'd be the guy next door - you know, the one that gets randomly eaten by whatever f*ck chasing the chick.

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

I think that being a bit like Dewey Riley is not that bad at all.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbHU2UCziS4

He survives multiple lethal attacks - and he gets the girl. :D

[Red Shirt]

My pick for Red Shirt. The guy who seems to know EXACTLY what's going on. And yes, they usually get offed.

I'll take that... :) Van Helsing, to the point and no nonsense, though I'd like to think that I might have a bit more tact than that.


(At best they get to say 'I told you so the the survivors')
That reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q8hAb230OE

[smalls kenobi]

...The giant Super Human killer that always comes back. :D

[Red Shirt]

Whilst prowling the internet, I came across this little gem, and wanted to share it here:
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(I hope the upload doesn't kill the readability.)

Oh, um and... yeah:
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[LiamKerrington]

Hey Red Shirt,


Whilst prowling the internet, I came across this little gem, and wanted to share it here:
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Do you have the original link? Or the key words; google-fooing this picture did not help yet.
But I found this one:

http://www.igorslab.com/storage/make%20a%20horror%20film.jpg

ATTENTION: This picture is HUGE! That's why I did not link it properly on this forum. Hit the link and enjoy in shock and awe ...

Best wishes!
Liam

[Red Shirt]

Hey Red Shirt,

Do you have the original link? Or the key words; google-fooing this picture did not help yet.

Sadly, no. I grabbed it off of one of the funny picture sites I go to now and again. They probably swiped it from somewhere else anyway...

Nice find with "I want to make a horror movie."

[Hanniekuma]

I'd be the token in the movie. Specifically, I'd be Knives from Scott Pilgrim Vs the World. It would be my luck to get my highlights punched out of my hair. lol

[Osiris]

I'd be the token in the movie. Specifically, I'd be Knives from Scott Pilgrim Vs the World. It would be my luck to get my highlights punched out of my hair. lol

I love that movie so hard.

[Eviebae]

I love that movie so hard.

I was watching it with husband and blurted out that it's a perfect movie. Still feel that way.

[Osiris]

I was watching it with husband and blurted out that it's a perfect movie. Still feel that way.

I'm not sure about perfect, but it's certainly a favourite. I'm a big fan of Edgar Wright.

[Hanniekuma]

I love that movie so hard.

Awwww yeah, it's a great little time waster. When that movie is on, forget about already made plans because I'm planting myself in front of the tv, with a large iced drink and bread. LOL

[Osiris]

Awwww yeah, it's a great little time waster. When that movie is on, forget about already made plans because I'm planting myself in front of the tv, with a large iced drink and bread. LOL

Bread makes you fat.

[Hanniekuma]

Bread makes you fat.

Bread makes you fat?

[Osiris]

Bread makes you fat?

Hello, new BFF :love:

[Hanniekuma]

Hello, new BFF :love:

Let's both be girls!

[Eviebae]

O_o

[Hanniekuma]

Actually, I was going to reply , " Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b"......but that seemed kind of rude. hee.

[Osiris]

Let's both be girls!

You first.

[Hanniekuma]

You first.

ha! Already there.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m_eOYgwArI

[Osiris]

ha! Already there.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m_eOYgwArI

I love Metric.