This is a Bad Suggestion: How many Forum names could be slipped into season 4?

[Duffusmonkey]

I am getting a little stir crazy waiting for season 4, so my mind starts wondering... <br />
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How many forum fans names could KC sneak into season 4 if he was willing to trash his fine work. <br />
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Maybe he...

[OldtypeM87]

Litmonkey

[Duffusmonkey]

When I went to College in Cincinnatti a bar had to give thier smoking monkey away to a more humaine place. The monkey had tons of interaction at the bar and loved to smoke and drink. Personally I think sending him away to a cage in a zoo was more cruel than letting him stay at the bar.

I don't remember what that monkey's name was but from now on it will be burned in my memory that his name should have been LitMonkey

Edit: The monkey's name used to be Sam.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/3853

[Litmaster]

Litmonkey

Ewwwww.... it's bad enough being melded with Osiris; now you're going to make me a Siamese Monkey Twin with Dufus? :squint:

[Osiris]

I would rather be spelled out by the contents of a can of Alphagetti that Kelly finds.

[Litmaster]

Yeah, seriously. Can't the 'Litmaster' simply be his own character; some wisened sage, like a wizard or something? You can have wizards in a zombie story, can't you? That won't fuck it up too much, will it?

Hello?

[Duffusmonkey]

HardKor Bloody Cheek: A boxer who was next in line for a heavyweight title match when his activities in the LA nightclub scene caught the attention of boxing promoters. Fearful that he wouldn't last a round with the champ he was warned that if he didn't get into top shape soon he would never get a title fight. Inspired by Rocky 3 he took several months of supplies and moved into the most remote cabin he could find. Instead of becoming focused on the fight he became a pacifist and never returned to LA. Living as a hermit in the mountains he found peace until one day he saw the smoke of another cabin. When he went to investigate he found not a single cabin but a series of elaborate cabins surrounded by a 10ft wrought iron fence. As he approaches he spots a decent sized group of men and women who let him in as soon as they recognize him. The women seemed very familiar and then it hit him, they were famous porn stars. The women clearly despised the greasy little man who seemed to be running things and the attractive men were only interested in each other. They told him they heard what had happened and some of the filming crew went into town to investigate. The who crew disappeared accept for the head engineer who shambled back into camp a few weeks later. The engineer managed to kill one of actresses before the manager shot him.

Deacon Redshirt: is the owner/manager & lead camera man for "Redshirt Adult movies" He was a greasy, mean self-centered man who was never able to even kiss a woman, until he got rich. His love of pornography led him to open a successful string of adult book stores. His true success occurred when he started to produce his own videos. He had a gift. The ability to degrade women as much as possible without the viewers becoming too uncomfortable. His million dollar cabin in the woods was the perfect place to film movies and it was isolated enough that he his stars were not afraid of drug or vice busts. When the tower survivors stumble on to his cabin HardKor Bloody Cheek immediately becomes protective of his new found harem but the real problem occurs when Saul and Michael are able to immediately identify the actresses. Pegs and Lizzy want them to leave immediately. Deacon begs them all to stay because he is the only one who is armed and he could really use the tower survivors to beef up his security.

Most of the crew are friendly but one crew member is immediately TOO friendly.
Litmaster "the close up Wizard"! seems to have no concept of personal space. He is famous in the adult industry for shots so close that other cameramen can't stomach. He will cram his body ANYWHERE to get the perfect shot. Soon His habit of never knocking has most of the tower survivors ready to string him up. Deacon Redshirt says that his work was vital to the wealth that built this mansion and if anyone messes with him they will be kicked out of the cabin complex. (Is this better Litmaster ?)

Oldtype a sweet grandfatherly old man, and Swedegirl a girl who appeared to be his Granddaughter, are the friendliest of the group. The tower survivors gasp when Swedegirl tells everyone that she still considers this to be her honeymoon with Oldtype. Oldtype chuckles and gives her a grouping French kiss, the more embarrassed the survivors become the more he seems to enjoy it. She quickly tells the story about how they met on the set of her first adult movie on her 18th birthday and despite all the movies they made with other people they are not jealous. The secret is that they go out of their way to make at least one movie together a month.


Jannit Steplaugh is the first of many Hollywood "B & C" actors start to straggle into the porn mansion. Jannit Steplaugh is a tap dancing comedian who's true claim to fame is that she used to be a porn star and is now willing to do almost anything for a laugh. She seems very excited to see other people there but not so thrilled that Deacon Redshirt is one of them. She quickly explains that she remembers the porn cabin from a party, she emphasizes the word party a little too strongly as she gives Deacon a glare.

Crowbar Adventure Hero is the next to arrive and he is a weird one. Saul is the only one who recognizes him for his obscure American Manga Graphic Novels. When asked for his real name he claims that this has been his legal name for long enough that no other name is needed. Despite being very dark and gloomy he quickly attracts the attention of most of the adult actresses by drawing elaborate flattering murals of them covering entire walls of the mansion. After he arrives smalls items start getting stolen and when suspicion falls on him only Saul and the women defend him.

HorrorHiro Mem is a Japanese horror film starlet famous for being the newest and possibly greatest Scream Queen. Nobody there recognizes her so to prove her identity she lets out a scream that echoes though the mountains. In the distance a zombie echoes her yell. Deacon Redshirt comments that if she weren't so damn hot he would kill her and eat her for that. The survivors work for days fortifying the cabin but an attack never comes, it looks like they got lucky...

A few days later Ventriloquist Akward Alex and his Dummy "Sammy D" arrive at the "Porn cabin" riding his classic sidecar racing motorcycle. The dummy is in a wheelchair that is strapped to the flat bottomed sidecar. Akward Alex immediately goes into his act to win over the other survivors. Everyone laughs but later when Datu jokes that he must have been working on new material since Z-day silence falls when the survivors wonder why anyone would take the time to do that. The weirdest part of his act is that "Sammy D" the dummy is not on his lap he is in the wheelchair next to him, joking about he would dead if the Zombie that got hadn't gotten splinters. Alex never goes ANYWHERE without Sammy D and the other survivors start to comment on how lifelike he looks. When Puck tries to check him out closely Akward Alex pushes him away, there is a tearing sound and puck is holding a shirt sleeve while everyone stares at the black number crudely marked on Sammy D's arm...

... I think I got most of the active forum members at this time but I am starting to get into my twisted story.

[Osiris]

On second thought. I don't want any of it. Just keep it awesome.

[LiamKerrington]

*snip*

Duffus - you made my day!

[cupcakezombie]

Good point - I get to be a character all to myself
Bad point - I am just a figment of someone's imagination
Good point - I get to be a chef
I just hope I am better than Pegs :)

[OldtypeM87]

So I'm a old man dating/screwing a young girl that I make adult movies with and at the same time, try to make awkward situations within the group. haha, I'll take it. At least I'm friendly. I wonder how Swedegirl is going to take it?

[scbubba]

Good point - I get to be a character all to myself
Bad point - I am just a figment of someone's imagination
Good point - I get to be a chef
I just hope I am better than Pegs :)

As the chef, wouldn't you have to be real (instead of a figment)? Could a figment of imagination make cupcakes? I think not!

[OldtypeM87]

As the chef, wouldn't you have to be real (instead of a figment)? Could a figment of imagination make cupcakes? I think not!

Unless he's a figment that believes he's a chef

[Duffusmonkey]

When I woke up this morning I had a bad feeling that I pushed the humor too far past good taste, I am glad everyone took it so well PM me if you want me to change anything

[scbubba]

When I woke up this morning I had a bad feeling that I pushed the humor too far past good taste, I am glad everyone took it so well PM me if you want me to change anything

Nyah! It's all good.

Well, since you asked, I was hoping that I could be a bit, you know, <ahem><ahem> bigger.... :omgomg:

[Cabbage Patch]

Rob Zombie the Cabbage patch kid: This is the baby faced son of Singer, and zombie fan, Rob Zombie. He is an innocent survivor who everyone believes is making up stories about who his dad is. The people who like the kid start to disappear. Pegs defends him from the other tower survors. To thank her the cabbage Patch kid shows Peg something Special he has hidden in a nearby basement. Pegs becomes suspicious when she notices the stairs to the basement have been removed and she is very slow to get close to the edge. Zob Zombie who is actually a Zombie roars in frustration and tried to get out of the basement when Pegs refuses to get any closer to the edge. Cabbagepatch jumps Pegs ans she quickly realizes she is not strong enough to win she must make sure that the kids falls into the basement before she is pushed.


Who told you about our basement? Daddy's not going to be happy that the word is out.

[Duffusmonkey]

Good point - I get to be a character all to myself
Bad point - I am just a figment of someone's imagination
Good point - I get to be a chef
I just hope I am better than Pegs :)


You are a great cook! You can make Human flesh taste like Chicken!

[OldtypeM87]

When I woke up this morning I had a bad feeling that I pushed the humor too far past good taste, I am glad everyone took it so well PM me if you want me to change anything

I think it's a creative idea and if it's never meant to be as a season 4 insert, it could be made into a fan fiction on the forum.

[Duffusmonkey]

There is a small isolated group of suvivors who have not even seen a zombie yet, but they have been following the story by communicating with other ham radio enthusiasts. They are in a small compound in the mountains that has been running a continous Dungeons and Dragons game for several years now.

Grognaurd was a good friend of Gary Gygax but made his fortune writing novels about Dungeons and Dragons instead of trying to scrape together a living making games. When he made his first million he bought the California ranch of a survivalist that had died from a heart attack. The survivalist compound was set up to be completely self sustaining but Grognaurd went to the extreme adding a two story tall stone wall with Crenellations and a wall walk. The front gate doubles as a bridge that lowers over a large moat that surounds the wall. The wall was almost complete when the breakout occurred and some of the construction workers even sucessfully rescued thier families but most of the workers that when back for thier families never returned.

Grognaurd was the host of the game but not the dungeonmaster, he had several of those to keep the game running almost continously Trublud was one of the dungeonmasters that NEVER left, there was speculation that Grognaurd payed him to DM but most people believed his story that he was Steve Wozniak's bastard son and was paid by Wozniak to keep quiet. He was so into the game that to him zombies were just part of the game and he never doubted they existed even though he never saw one yet.

BrianDominic was one of the construction workers that didn't have a family so when news of the outbreak occured he worked tirelessly to fill gaps in the wall with anything he could find, plywood, wooden doors, logs... Once he felt he had done all he could with the materails at hand he formed a team of volunteers to go to the nearby quarry and get the stone they needed to truely make the wall safe.

JeanJWebb was a morecasual D&D player that just happend to be gaming at the compound when the outbreak occured. He is thrilled by it and thinks it the greatest thing ever probably becasue he had not real friends or family and had not seen a zombee yet. The only thing of significance he has contributed so far is convincing everyone that Grognaurd's Castle is a cool name for the Castle

Raven Malador was one of the newer Dungeon Masters, dedicated to D&D to a nearly hypnotic level, everyone thought he was a nobody, lost in a fantasy world. When the outbreak occurred he rushed off to save his "family". Everyone was saddend that he lost his mind. There was no way that a loser like that had a family he was good as dead. Two weeks later he arrived back at the Castle driving a fully customized Hummer. It was a customized military model not a civilian one, just like Arnold Swartzenger had. Following the Hummer was a enormous RV, It was one of the super high end RV'S that probably costed a half million dollars. Once he was safely inside the gates everyone was shocked when he introduced a well known former supermodel Alizee as his wife and then he introduced thier 4 kids. He explained that he was an actor that did lots of character roles in movies but was never a leading man. He was a method actor and had spent the last few months at the compound in charter 100% of the time to prepare for a new movie. He also explained that he had played a navy seal in a previous movie and had spent several months being trained by ex navy seals. If not for that training he didn't think he would have been able to return alive, let alone save his family.

Alizee Carried a fancy .308 Palma rifle clearly set up for competitive shooting. Some of the Castle residents were staring at her with awe some were staring with amusement. Raven Malador noticed and proudly told anyone that listened that she was VERY competitive at 1000 yard shooting competitions. Everyone quickly realized that if she could shoot a zombie 10 football fields away what a valuable asset she was to the group, a lot more valuable than some actor who thought he was a navy Seal...


ARCH_Will was a Irish stonemason hired to make the stone wall look authentic. He has been suffering with depression because he knows that even if they are alive he will probably never see his family in Ireland again. BrianDominic has been keeping him busy building the wall but ever since the stone ran out his depression has made him useless to do anything else. He didn't volunteer to run to the quarry for more stone BrianDominic just informed him that he WAS going.

There were also a lot of D&D gamers that had so far proved useless at building walls or growing crops, Hopefully Grognaurd could find a use for, Merlin1274, FredRum, EpiEpee, Clem131, PikePaw, Bakkie_Pleur & UndeadSweeper or he might have to send them out on a mission that they might not survive. Hmm Undead Sweeper only a D&D addict would have that name BEFORE the outbreak.

[Osiris]

We all know that Scratch's god is Osiris, the god of the underworld. She prays to him once in a while to grant her the strength to smote the fuck out of her enemies. Mostly Pegs.

[EpiEpee]

*Heavily cut*

There were also a lot of D&D gamers that had so far proved useless at building walls or growing crops, Hopefully Grognaurd could find a use for, Merlin1274, FredRum, Jannit, EpiEpee, Clem131, PikePaw, Bakkie_Pleur & UndeadSweeper or he might have to send them out on a mission that they might not survive. Hmm Undead Sweeper only a D&D addict would have that name BEFORE the outbreak.[/QUOTE]

What EpiEpee doesn't get to go bada** on something with a weapon? Or at least analyze the patterns of disease? I guess I'll have to take being my own, non combined character as a plus, even if the character dies quickly. :-p

[Jannit]

Jannit Steplaugh is the first of many Hollywood "B & C" actors start to straggle into the porn mansion. Jannit Steplaugh is a tap dancing comedian who's true claim to fame is that she used to be a porn star and is now willing to do almost anything for a laugh. She seems very excited to see other people there but not so thrilled that Deacon Redshirt is one of them. She quickly explains that she remembers the porn cabin from a party, she emphasizes the word party a little too strongly as she gives Deacon a glare.


I just found this thread and this is amazing ... and slightly disturbing. 10/10

[Duffusmonkey]

EpiEpee I just need some inspiration then who knows what will happen

[Grognaurd]

Whoa, so glad I survived! Thanks man.

[Duffusmonkey]

Whoa, so glad I survived! Thanks man.

KC told me that NO character is unkillable.

[Mustlovezombies]

Boooo



There is a small isolated group of suvivors who have not even seen a zombie yet, but they have been following the story by communicating with other ham radio enthusiasts. They are in a small compound in the mountains that has been running a continous Dungeons and Dragons game for several years now.

Grognaurd was a good friend of Gary Gygax but made his fortune writing novels about Dungeons and Dragons instead of trying to scrape together a living making games. When he made his first million he bought the California ranch of a survivalist that had died from a heart attack. The survivalist compound was set up to be completely self sustaining but Grognaurd went to the extreme adding a two story tall stone wall with Crenellations and a wall walk. The front gate doubles as a bridge that lowers over a large moat that surounds the wall. The wall was almost complete when the breakout occurred and some of the construction workers even sucessfully rescued thier families but most of the workers that when back for thier families never returned.

Grognaurd was the host of the game but not the dungeonmaster, he had several of those to keep the game running almost continously Trublud was one of the dungeonmasters that NEVER left, there was speculation that Grognaurd payed him to DM but most people believed his story that he was Steve Wozniak's bastard son and was paid by Wozniak to keep quiet. He was so into the game that to him zombies were just part of the game and he never doubted they existed even though he never saw one yet.

BrianDominic was one of the construction workers that didn't have a family so when news of the outbreak occured he worked tirelessly to fill gaps in the wall with anything he could find, plywood, wooden doors, logs... Once he felt he had done all he could with the materails at hand he formed a team of volunteers to go to the nearby quarry and get the stone they needed to truely make the wall safe.

JeanJWebb was a morecasual D&D player that just happend to be gaming at the compound when the outbreak occured. He is thrilled by it and thinks it the greatest thing ever probably becasue he had not real friends or family and had not seen a zombee yet. The only thing of significance he has contributed so far is convincing everyone that Grognaurd's Castle is a cool name for the Castle

Raven Malador was one of the newer Dungeon Masters, dedicated to D&D to a nearly hypnotic level, everyone thought he was a nobody, lost in a fantasy world. When the outbreak occurred he rushed off to save his "family". Everyone was saddend that he lost his mind. There was no way that a loser like that had a family he was good as dead. Two weeks later he arrived back at the Castle driving a fully customized Hummer. It was a customized military model not a civilian one, just like Arnold Swartzenger had. Following the Hummer was a enormous RV, It was one of the super high end RV'S that probably costed a half million dollars. Once he was safely inside the gates everyone was shocked when he introduced a well known former supermodel Alizee as his wife and then he introduced thier 4 kids. He explained that he was an actor that did lots of character roles in movies but was never a leading man. He was a method actor and had spent the last few months at the compound in charter 100% of the time to prepare for a new movie. He also explained that he had played a navy seal in a previous movie and had spent several months being trained by ex navy seals. If not for that training he didn't think he would have been able to return alive, let alone save his family.

Alizee Carried a fancy .308 Palma rifle clearly set up for competitive shooting. Some of the Castle residents were staring at her with awe some were staring with amusement. Raven Malador noticed and proudly told anyone that listened that she was VERY competitive at 1000 yard shooting competitions. Everyone quickly realized that if she could shoot a zombie 10 football fields away what a valuable asset she was to the group, a lot more valuable than some actor who thought he was a navy Seal...


ARCH_Will was a Irish stonemason hired to make the stone wall look authentic. He has been suffering with depression because he knows that even if they are alive he will probably never see his family in Ireland again. BrianDominic has been keeping him busy building the wall but ever since the stone ran out his depression has made him useless to do anything else. He didn't volunteer to run to the quarry for more stone BrianDominic just informed him that he WAS going.

There were also a lot of D&D gamers that had so far proved useless at building walls or growing crops, Hopefully Grognaurd could find a use for, Merlin1274, FredRum, EpiEpee, Clem131, PikePaw, Bakkie_Pleur & UndeadSweeper or he might have to send them out on a mission that they might not survive. Hmm Undead Sweeper only a D&D addict would have that name BEFORE the outbreak.

[Merlin1274]

Just noticed this.. I spent a many of days killing goblins, trolls, etch playing a Chaotic Good Half Elf-Ranger.. I think I could hold my own out there.. LOL..
These days I spend more time reloading ammo and target practicing.. But could launch some arrows if the time arrived..