The Never-ending Link Game v 1.0

[Litmaster]

I know. But I couldn't pass up a chance to link the Dana Carvey bit...

So, here's my real entry:

Not me!

Me? ME???

Are you serious? Hey, that's an OBJECTIVE PRONOUN, you dick! Do you realize what this means? An objective pronoun is a personal pronoun typically used as a grammatical object, as the direct or indirect object of a verb! Which means that YOU CAN'T START A PHRASE WITH AN OBJECTIVE PRONOUN!

YOU BROKE THE CODE, SON! YOU BROOOOOKE THEEEE COOOOOOOOODE!!!! ::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:










Which means, you won. 'Cuz shit, I can't think o' nuthin'... :o

[scbubba]

Me? ME???

Are you serious? Hey, that's an OBJECTIVE PRONOUN, you dick! Do you realize what this means? An objective pronoun is a personal pronoun typically used as a grammatical object, as the direct or indirect object of a verb! Which means that YOU CAN'T START A PHRASE WITH AN OBJECTIVE PRONOUN!



YOU BROKE THE CODE, SON! YOU BROOOOOKE THEEEE COOOOOOOOODE!!!! ::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:mad:










Which means, you won. 'Cuz shit, I can't think o' nuthin'... :o

I do what I can....

I mean, Me do what me can.... :)

[HardKor]

I know this isn't grammatically correct, but it is a very well known two word phrase using "me" as the subject:

Me, Tarzan

[Litmaster]

I do what I can....

I mean, Me do what me can.... :)

Heh.... and this is why Bubba is one of my most favorite people on the Forums...

[scbubba]

Heh.... and this is why Bubba is one of my most favorite people on the Forums...

Aww shucks, Lit. Y'all are makin' me blush....

[Litmaster]

I know this isn't grammatically correct, but it is a very well known two word phrase using "me" as the subject:

Me, Tarzan


Oh, great. Now we have 'Tarzan _______________'... :squint:

NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT??!? :mad:

[scbubba]

Oh, great. Now we have 'Tarzan _______________'... :squint:

NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT??!? :mad:

Tarzan Apeman

[Solanine]

Not cool Scubba, Not cool.

[Litmaster]

Tarzan Apeman

http://bonzuko.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/0.jpg

[scbubba]

http://i.imgur.com/6AqTYGh.jpg

[Solanine]

I believe Scubba needs to restart this. Hurry up man. This isn't picture wars, ain't nobody got time for that!

[scbubba]

I believe Scubba needs to restart this. Hurry up man. This isn't picture wars, ain't nobody got time for that!

Whoops! My bad. Let me get this round going...

Artsy film

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

film tetralogy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_series_with_four_entries)

[mem]

tetralogy ender

http://www.crosswordnexus.com/clue/tetralogy-ender

[scbubba]

tetra wha? I see the links but are these real phrases? O_o

[scbubba]

So, this isn't a thing anymore huh?

102 pages though.... not bad.

[OldtypeM87]

ender mode

[scbubba]

Mode selector

[Robzombie]

Selector Switch

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Switch statement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switch_statement)

[scbubba]

Statement credit

(like on a bill or credit card)

[Solanine]

Credit statement

[SwedeGirl]

Now your going in a circle, so I try with this:

Statement sentence

[OldtypeM87]

sentence fragment

[Witch_Doctor]

fragment grenade

[Robzombie]

Grenade Pin

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

pin(-)compatible

[scbubba]

pin(-)compatible

Um... No.

Pin cushion

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

cushion spurge

See:

http://journeysandjonquils.blogspot.de/2011/01/plant-care-profile-cushion-spurge.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdiGMHpMGM

[Solanine]

Spurge Pipe

[Robzombie]

Pipe Schedule

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Schedule manager

[scbubba]

Manager trainee

[Robzombie]

Trainee Program

[Solanine]

Program Code

[Robzombie]

Code Breaker

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

breaker signal

[OldtypeM87]

signal flare

[Robzombie]

Flare Stack

[scbubba]

Stack exchange (http://stackexchange.com/)

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Yeah, back to IT! Exchange server

[Robzombie]

Exchange Rate

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Rate algorithm (http://seer.cancer.gov/seerstat/WebHelp/Rate_Algorithms.htm)

[scbubba]

Algorithm efficiency

And while we're on algorithms....

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/travelling_salesman_problem.png

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

efficiency evaluation

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_general_problem.png

[Robzombie]

YABC, you're up buddy, back to you.

[Solanine]

Evaluation form.

[mem]

form 1040a

[Solanine]

Nobody's going from there, care st start us off mem?

[Lilydragon]

Are we still doing this or has it been abandoned? :zombie:

[Alizée]

I'd love to play but I can't start off on 1040a! Lol!

[Solanine]

We're waiting on mem. But since mem doesn't seem to be active right now I'll start it off again unless anybody objects?

Stress eating

[Robzombie]

yeah, back to this!

Eating Disorder

[Alizée]

Disorder(ly) conduct
(Can I do that?)

[Osiris]

Disorder(ly) conduct
(Can I do that?)

Sadly, I'm going to allow this. All bets are off.

[Solanine]

Conduct Comittee

[Alizée]

Committee members

[Osiris]

Members only.

[Solanine]

Retracted!
"Members Only"

How About

Only £9.99

[Alizée]

Retracted!
"Members Only"

How About

Only £9.99

OH SNAP. How do I...oh no...lol
/sits in corner and thinks

[Alizée]

£9.99 off

[Osiris]

We'll let the numbers slide this one time, but let's try our best not to go down the price tag route.

[Alizée]

We'll let the numbers slide this one time, but let's try our best not to go down the price tag route.

Thank god lol. Sorry, I wasn't sure if I was just supposed to go with it or not.

[turbo]

off track

[Osiris]

Track Record.

[Alizée]

Edit: Osiris is fast!

Record time.

[turbo]

Dammit!!

time out

[Alizée]

(I think Osiris just sits here, refreshing the page every two seconds so he can laugh at us little weaklings as we walk all over each other in an attempt to be the first to answer)

[Alizée]

Out field

[turbo]

field trip

[Alizée]

Trip planning

[turbo]

planning ahead

[Alizée]

A head start?

[Solanine]

Can't be more than three words. I think the balls in Turbo's court. Rep him up.

[Alizée]

Done! Thanks Solanine.

[Solanine]

TURBO GET YOUR ASS IN TO GEAR!

Respectfully your dear acquaintance,
Solanine.

[turbo]

Heh sorry!

Lets go with: game over

[Robzombie]

Over Board

[Alizée]

Board game

[Lilydragon]

Game time

[turbo]

Time out

[Lilydragon]

Out distance

[scbubba]

Distance runner

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Runner duck. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Runner_Duck

[Robzombie]

Duck Call

[scbubba]

Call sign

[Robzombie]

Sign Language

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

language idioms (c.f. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English-language_idioms)

[Solanine]

I'm calling shenanigans on that. The article you link to is for English-language idioms, not language idioms.
Its not a commonly used term. Or even a term that cold be used easily.
Language idioms doesn't make sense because idioms only take place in languages.

Return to "Sign Language"?

[HardKor]

Language Arts

[Lilydragon]

Arts medium

[scbubba]

Medium rare

(as in cooking a steak)

[Solanine]

Rare item

[scbubba]

Item catalog

[Lilydragon]

Catalog section

[Robzombie]

Section attack (its an army term)

[scbubba]

Attack plan

[OldtypeM87]

plan 9 (from outer space)

[Solanine]

We'll let the numbers slide this one time, but let's try our best not to go down the price tag route.

Therefore plan 9 is not acceptable?

[Wicked Sid]

If it is: 9 iron.

If it isn't: Plan Ahead.

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

iron curtain

[Cabbage Patch]

Curtain call (just playing this ball where it lies)

[Solanine]

Call connected

[Alizée]

Connected victims
(Blame all the crime TV I watch)

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Victim blaming

[Solanine]

Blaming Others

[OldtypeM87]

Blaming Others

Ouch, good one

[Lilydragon]

Others might

[Alizée]

Might bestowed

[OldtypeM87]

bestowed one

[Robzombie]

one size

[Solanine]

size matters

[Robzombie]

matters not


lol

[Solanine]

Not here.

[OldtypeM87]

here again

[Solanine]

Again, faster!

[Lilydragon]

Faster still

[Malador]

Still waters

[scbubba]

waters edge

[Robzombie]

Edge Finder


Its a machining tool.

[Ceincaled]

Finder Device

For those of us who lose our keys all of the time.

[Solanine]

Last post is not a thing. Or a frequently used term/ phrase.

Finder window

(As in a window within finder on Mac OSX)

[Malador]

Window washer

[Ceincaled]

washer repair

[Malador]

Repair bot

[Solanine]

Bot net

[turbo]

Net income

[Robzombie]

Income Tax

[Solanine]

Tax avoidance

[Ceincaled]

avoidance tactic

[Malador]

Tactic Helmet

[Robzombie]

Above = no. The correct term is Tactical Helmet, not tactic helmet, doesn't count please try again.

[Osiris]

avoidance tactic

I'm giving the points to Ceincaled on this one.

It's your lead.

[Ceincaled]

diamond ring

Thanks for the points!

[Robzombie]

Ring Worm

[Osiris]

Worm Food

[Ceincaled]

Food Processor

[Lilydragon]

Processor Speed

[Osiris]

SPEED DEMON
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH

I totally just made a metal face.

[Lilydragon]

Demon Seed

[Malador]

Seed Tick

[Lilydragon]

Tick tock

[Solanine]

Tock rules

(as in the rules to the board game tock. Not sure about the legitimacy but I have no idea how else to answer).

[OldtypeM87]

rules change

[Lilydragon]

Change clothes

[Litmaster]

Change cloths

Did you mean cloths or clothes??

[Lilydragon]

Did you mean cloths or clothes??

Clothes, did an edit.

[Ceincaled]

Clothes hanger

[Litmaster]

Hanger on.


BOO-YAH!!!

[Osiris]

On Fire . . . is what Litmaster is.















































Not.

[Lilydragon]

Fire pit

[Malador]

fire ants

*Missed the above response.

Pit fall

[Robzombie]

Fall Guy

[Malador]

Guy Fawkes

[Lilydragon]

Fawkes mask

[Malador]

Mask IP

[Solanine]

IP Address

[Malador]

Address Label

[Ceincaled]

Label Maker

[Lilydragon]

Maker of

[Ceincaled]

Maker of

I'm not sure if this is a valid answer or not (stringing two words together that would fit in a sentence, but don't go together otherwise). I'll let Osiris or Solanine make the final judgment, since it's in reply to my last answer.

If it is valid, unless someone else can come up with an answer (I can't think of anything but "of course", which wouldn't be a valid answer since it is a common phrase.), Lilydragon gets the points!

[Osiris]

Maker of

Denied.

[Malador]

Maker Shed

Its a website for DIY home projects

[Osiris]

Collocation:

1. The act of collocating or the state of being collocated.
2. An arrangement or juxtaposition of words or other elements, especially those that commonly co-occur, as rancid butter, bosom buddy, or dead serious.

For ease of reference I have highlighted the keywords. Let's avoid throwing names of books, websites, restaurants, etc. into the game.

[Osiris]

Label Maker

Points awarded. Your lead.

[Ceincaled]

Dog Tag

[Robzombie]

Tag ur-it


...just kidding, I've got nothing.

[Ceincaled]

Well, I thought that was a good start, buuuuut...

I'll try again.

Candy Apple

[Lilydragon]

Apple tart

[Ceincaled]

Tart Recipe

[Lilydragon]

Recipe Card

[Ceincaled]

Card Trick

[Lilydragon]

Trick candle

[Ceincaled]

Candle Holder

[mem]

tough
can't find or think of one that doesnt use it as a name
so i'll use

holder 'and

"She liked me and allowed me to holder 'and as we strolled through the park."

[Osiris]

tough
can't find or think of one that doesnt use it as a name
so i'll use

holder 'and

"She liked me and allowed me to holder 'and as we strolled through the park."

Oof.

[Ceincaled]

tough
can't find or think of one that doesnt use it as a name
so i'll use

holder 'and

"She liked me and allowed me to holder 'and as we strolled through the park."

So 'and = hand?

If so:

'and Lotion?

If this doesn't fly, I got nothin.

[Lilydragon]

So 'and = hand?

If so:

'and Lotion?

If this doesn't fly, I got nothin.

Hey, I couldn't think of anything for holder so I didn't reply last night. Personally, I don't see this one passing... I got nada for either.

[Solanine]

I reckon Ceincaled has it (sorry mem). Reppin' him up now. Does he want to start us off again?
Or not, it seems I'm incapable of giving him rep right now, so if somebody else wouldn't mind doing the honours?

[Lilydragon]

I reckon Ceincaled has it (sorry mem). Reppin' him up now. Does he want to start us off again?
Or not, it seems I'm incapable of giving him rep right now, so if somebody else wouldn't mind doing the honours?

Done! :)

[Ceincaled]

Yoga Mat

[Lilydragon]

Mat size

[Ceincaled]

Size Chart

[Malador]

Chart Legend

[Osiris]

Legen-waitforit-dary









Kidding, I got nothing.

[Solanine]

Legend- wait for it, I hope your not lactose in tolerant because the nest word is-Dairy! Legendairy!

Jokes,

Legend footwear

[Solanine]

GOd Dammit Osiris You illiterate ninja! (get it? its extra insulting since your a writer). :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Osiris]

Oof.

[Ceincaled]

Only thing I can think of is Legend Cub. It's a type of light-sport aircraft. I don't know if that fits the rules though.

[Osiris]

Chart Legend

The lead is yours.

[Malador]

Primary Target

[Osiris]

edit*

fuck

[Lilydragon]

Target practice

[Cabbage Patch]

Practice Test

[Solanine]

Test target

[Ceincaled]

Target Location

[Solanine]

Location Location

[Ceincaled]

Location History

[Solanine]

History buff

[Osiris]

Remember, just because it pops up in a google search does not mean it's a real collocation.

[Solanine]

Yeah but could you do that in your original post? or is it locked?

[mem]

"Remember, just because it pops up in a google search does not mean it's a real collocation" thinger

(this was a freaking tough one man !) shovel:)

[Sir Pennsylvapia]

History buff

Pip and Ishmael

Not a submission. If you get it great. or should I say great 1/4 share? 1/2 share?

[Jannit]

Buff physique

I suck at these games so if I'm playing wrong, let me know!