Weapon of choice and why...

[DeadPixel]

Guys.. The zombie apocalypse is here! You've been waiting for this, knowing it would happen. You go to run to your basement, your legs moving faster than your brain, heading straight to the place where you've been keeping it. This is it. All that preemptive planning is about to pay off. Your mind called you crazy for making so many guides but your heart is full reassurance. You knew, deep down that this would happen. All of a sudden, you don't look so crazy to your friends. Half of you is full of self satisfaction, They're the ones now wishing they'd listened to you in the first place! They're probably zombie platter right now, but the other half is somewhat sorry, If only they'd listened to you! They wouldn't be zombie platter right now. You fall to your knees, feeling the floor surrounding you. Dust flies into the air, making you cough. Your hand strokes what appears to be a loose floorboard. Removing the floor board reveals a set of keys. All ranging from Silver and bronze, but one key stands out. A red key with the words '________' etched into it. You pick up the keys and head towards the far back of the basement. What looks like a normal wall to the naked eye at a distance, actually has a small key shaped hole through it. You put the key into the hold and begin turning the key. Your heart begins to race and your mind is just a blur. With a final twist, the latch gives way and the door opens inwards. A smile curls one side of your lips. Infront of you now is a small store room, the walls each have three shelves stacked with food and bottled water, enough to last about a month. But that's not everything. Laying on the ground is a large box, again with the words '________' etched into the top. You flick open the locks on the left and right side of the container. Closing your eyes, you take a deep a breath and slowly open the crate. Laying inside is a ___________, the answer to all of your problems and the last thing any poor unfortunate zombie that happens to wander too close to you, will ever see.

The first 2 blank spaces are for the 'Special Name' you would give you weapon of choice
The last blank space is for the type of weapon it is

Example:
Name: Mary
Type of Weapon: Mother in Law
Why: Let's face it, these evil creatures are full of scorn and hatred and I'd genuinely feel sorry for anyone/anything that got on the wrong side of it!


Your answers can be as ridiculous or as serious as you'd like.

Have fun ^^

P.S. I'm aware there may be grammatical errors :( Sorry

[LiamKerrington]

Either:

Sarah Jane
Energy Winchester Rifle
2135

OR:

STFU!
BFG9000
2133

OR:

Oh Lord
Holy Bible
2136

All the best!
Liam

[DeadPixel]

Love the choices!! The reasons why were already answered when you chose them :P

Well Played Sir, Well Played!

[LiamKerrington]

Hi there,

thank you, thank you. This gunsszzZZZ simply made my day during my childhood (choice 1) and my time as a youth (choice 2).

But I totally forgot to mention the "why" ... Didn't consider it as kind of mandatory:

Why Sara Jane? Because she reloads like the ol' style winchester rifel in wild west movies. And while pulling the trigger is cooler, it is much cooler to take the time for a reloading-move winchester-style. And then look at the blast: It is kind of a lightning bolt that vaporizes almost anything.
Why the BFG9000? Pull the trigger, watch and just enjoy the sight ... It may lack a huge ammo-clip. But you don't need that. Just wait for the right moment and BAAAAM them zeds.
Why the Holy Bible? The word of the Lord ... No need to explain it. Just spell it: "Zeds! Amen!"

All the best!
Liam

[reaper239]

suzie q
m14 rogue
http://www.m1arifles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/m1a-m14-bullpup-stock-juggernaut-tactical.jpg

ok, so the m14 is a classic peice of military hardware, it's accurate, it's powerful, and it's intuitive, but there are problems: it's big, it's bulky, and it's not balanced too well. the rogue chasis solves that by turning your m14 into a bullpup rifle. it rebalances the gun so it's more wieldly, and it shortens it making it more suited to close quarters battle, but it maintains the barrel length that let's you go for distance. it gives you a more compact design without sacrificing range or accuracy, and the powerful .308 round will put a stop to most threats. this may actually be one of the finest redesigns of a weapon i've ever seen.

[Condor]

Guys.. The zombie apocalypse is here! You've been waiting for this, knowing it would happen. You go to run to your basement, your legs moving faster than your brain, heading straight to the place where you've been keeping it. This is it. All that preemptive planning is about to pay off. Your mind called you crazy for making so many guides but your heart is full reassurance. You knew, deep down that this would happen. All of a sudden, you don't look so crazy to your friends. Half of you is full of self satisfaction, They're the ones now wishing they'd listened to you in the first place! They're probably zombie platter right now, but the other half is somewhat sorry, If only they'd listened to you! They wouldn't be zombie platter right now. You fall to your knees, feeling the floor surrounding you. Dust flies into the air, making you cough. Your hand strokes what appears to be a loose floorboard. Removing the floor board reveals a set of keys. All ranging from Silver and bronze, but one key stands out. A red key with the words '________' etched into it. You pick up the keys and head towards the far back of the basement. What looks like a normal wall to the naked eye at a distance, actually has a small key shaped hole through it. You put the key into the hold and begin turning the key. Your heart begins to race and your mind is just a blur. With a final twist, the latch gives way and the door opens inwards. A smile curls one side of your lips. Infront of you now is a small store room, the walls each have three shelves stacked with food and bottled water, enough to last about a month. But that's not everything. Laying on the ground is a large box, again with the words '________' etched into the top. You flick open the locks on the left and right side of the container. Closing your eyes, you take a deep a breath and slowly open the crate. Laying inside is a ___________, the answer to all of your problems and the last thing any poor unfortunate zombie that happens to wander too close to you, will ever see.

The first 2 blank spaces are for the 'Special Name' you would give you weapon of choice
The last blank space is for the type of weapon it is

Holy crap, for a minute there I thought you had actually been in my basement until you said there were only 3 shelves of food & water. I've got way more than that.


Anyway, to answer your question:
1. SHTF
2. Liberty (brand name of my gun safe)
3. a shitload of guns & ammo