Michael Bay's The Dark Knight

[smalls kenobi]

saw this and nearly died laughing, haha



http://www.gofobo.com/news/michael_bays_rejected_the_dark_knight_script

[Adventureless_Hero]

@_@ YES! What happens next?! Were there more bridges? Did a hot chick fly out of one of the explosions? The Joker is an alien cyborg ninja looking for robot geneticists to hack the internets and find the hidden code to making the worlds biggest explosion!

Michael Bay then transforms back into a tool.

He is going to sodomize the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles next.

Gahdammit Michael Bay (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/19/michael-bay-ninja-turtles-movie-aliens_n_1364828.html)

[smalls kenobi]

Turtles are not an "alien race'!!!!!!!!!!!

[Creem_Filling]

I like Michael Bay. And I thought the Ninja Turtles were stupid anyway. There.

[reaper239]

why would you want kids to believe in alien ninja turtles? that's like getting kids to believe in
santa clause.

[smalls kenobi]

I like Michael Bay. And I thought the Ninja Turtles were stupid anyway. There.

you're too young to appreciate Turtle Power :P

[smalls kenobi]

why would you want kids to believe in alien ninja turtles? that's like getting kids to believe in
santa clause.

making the Turtles aliens is like remaking Star Wars and saying that Han Solo was not a Smuggler and had no ties to the Hutt Crime Syndicate.

[Adventureless_Hero]

making the Turtles aliens is like remaking Star Wars and saying that Han Solo was not a Smuggler and had no ties to the Hutt Crime Syndicate.

HAN SHOT FIRST!!!

Lol, bad ass.

And the Ninja Turtles are not aliens. Michael Bay ruined transformers for me. Bad Boys was a good movie though.