You know you are playing too many computer games when...

[Grognaurd]

Happened to me this AM

When the alarm goes off you wish you could hit the restart level instead of just the snooze bar.

[Nathan.Luiz]

When you can virtually quote games exactly word for word. I can basically do this with Fallout 3.

[Craneses]

when you go clothes shopping and check the tag for the stats.

[reaper239]

when you go clothes shopping and check the tag for the stats.
that's a good one

you stop in the middle of a conversation to consider which conversation options to pick.

[Mikeyd2tall]

when you see someone face away from you and you crouch to sneak so you can pickpocket them. but arent very sneaky

[Nathan.Luiz]

When you try and pass a barter check to get your shopping cheaper.

[smalls kenobi]

when you can setup your control setting without even looking at the screen.

[GodofInsanity]

when you look at a building and wonder if it would be good cover from enemy artillery

[yoyoyoyo15]

When your mom pulls open the curtains in the morning to let the sun in and you scream "WTF NO TEAMFLASH!"

[Red Shirt]

when you look at a building and wonder if it would be good cover from enemy artillery

:D

Indeed. I do the same fairly often, though I don't know if it is the Army Training, Video Games or thinking about the Zombie Apocalypse.


When you keep your situational awareness up and you consider the possible lanes of infiltration, exfiltration; choke and ambush points; flanks; potential DZ/LZ's; sniper nests and the like.
:bunker:

[yoyoyoyo15]

When you scream "HIT THE DECK" every time you hear metal hit something

[yoyoyoyo15]

When you look at a crowd of people and wonder how many points you could get in one spray...

[awkwardalex]

When you wear out your controller in a month.

[yoyoyoyo15]

When you can explain a game better than you can explain a what you learned in school

[GeneTwo]

You know you are playing too many computer games when, you wonder when the security guard you are talking to is going to bring up how he took an arrow to the knee.

[dalash]

You only have time to play computer games until you find your first job. Now almost all my free time I sleep.

[YuriMikhailiuta]

when you look at a building and wonder if it would be good cover from enemy artillery