Michael Cross is so tough!

[IamPaul]

I propose a thread devoted to Michael Cross "Facts". Ya know, like Chuck Norris. Here is my first try:


Michael Cross is so tough, that at the end of Old Yeller he did not cry, because he spent the whole movie analyzing so he could learn to deal.

[Adventureless_Hero]

Michael Cross does not shave because his reflection in the mirror backs away. It knows better than to eyeball Sgt. Michael Cross.

[IamPaul]

When interviewed by local reporters, superman was asked, "can anyone beat superman?". Superman responded, "two words: Michael cross."

[reaper239]

chuck norris is not amused

http://twinfamy.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chuck-norris.jpg

[IamPaul]

If Michael cross and chuck Norris ever met face to face, it would tear a hole in the fabric of time. The only one that could stop that goes by one name, the Doctor.

[IGfanatic]

Not even the most high security prison can hold Michael Cross after the water pumping station

[Morgue]

Michael Cross is so tough he blows bubbles with beef jerky!

[Pikepaw]

Michael Cross is so tough that the Mallers waited until he had a broken arm to attack...it didn't help

[cleeprevo]

Michael Cross is so tough, the reason he never mentions anything about his family is because they are zombies. We now refer to them as the Behemoths.

[IGfanatic]

Michael Cross is so tough that the Mallers waited until he had a broken arm to attack...it didn't help
I'm telling my friend that one!

[jusaki]

Michael Cross KNOWS Victoria's secret.

[IamPaul]

Michael Cross. The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Truth.

[trubkir]

Michael Cross is so tough he doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the poop out of it.

[kdalton]

Michael Cross is so tough he doesn't go hunting. He fires his M-16 and animals jump in front of his speeding bullets.

[Duffusmonkey]

After Michael Cross was done with Chuck Norris his toupee was the only part of his body not bruised or broken.

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/1183/norris3.jpg

[LiamKerrington]

Michael Cross is so tough that the dead suicide to make sure they really are and stay dead.

[scbubba]

Michael Cross is so tough that he had to break his own arm because the Behemoth just couldn't do it....

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Michael Cross moves his pen telekinetically to write down his journal entries.

[kdalton]

The real solution to pi = Michael Cross.

[Z Sniper]

Michael Cross is so tough,...he was bitch slapped by Victor and forced to make tamales in a sundress.

[Witch_Doctor]

The oder from Michael Cross' turds can turn a zombie back to a human. Too bad Michael Cross' shit don't stink.

[Litmaster]

Michael is so tough, he doesn't turn when bit by zombies. Instead, they turn into Michael Cross!

http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=125&d=1297204398&stc=1

[Sin Angel]

Dude! That last one is so a Chuck Norris one!

[tonyhind86]

The only person that can make Michael Cross look like a pussy, is Michael Cross...

[Storm]

On the first day Michael Cross said "Let there be guns!" and there were guns, and Michael Cross saw that it was good.
On the second day Michael Cross said "Let there be barricaded doors and windows!" and there were barricaded doors and Windows, and it was good.
On the third day Michael Cross said "Datu! Fix!", and Datu fixed it, and it pleased Michael Cross.

[tonyhind86]

Most people pack extra oxygen when preparing to climb Everest.

Michael Cross packed an extra pack of smokes.

[Robzombie]

Michael Cross had no mama, he was born of gung-ho and holy-fuk.

[tonyhind86]

When he goes bowling, Michael Cross can score a strike just by staring menacingly at the pins.

He's even allowed to wear his own shoes.

[TasiaGranata]

He is as tough as a rock.

[Deacon_Tyler]

The Little Ones are a byproduct of when Michael Cross impregnated a behemoth

[Witch_Doctor]

Michael Cross can make an omelet without breaking any eggs.

[Deacon_Tyler]

Only Michael Cross can make a sandwich too big for himself to eat...and then eat it anyways.