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Grognaurd
Oct 13th, 2011, 09:09 AM
It is getting to be that time of year. I did not know where to put this thread, so I put it under my name "Art"
What do vegan zombies eat?
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Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssssss
So, I like "corny jokes"
7oddisdead
Oct 13th, 2011, 09:16 AM
at first i thought jokes in the art section?...but yea...i totally laughed my ass off at that...
Amisiel
Oct 13th, 2011, 09:25 AM
What do you call a zombie in a tuxedo?
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Black, White, and Dead all over
Grognaurd
Oct 13th, 2011, 10:42 AM
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I did not carve this, but I love it...
reaper239
Oct 13th, 2011, 12:22 PM
It is getting to be that time of year. I did not know where to put this thread, so I put it under my name "Art"
What do vegan zombies eat?
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Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssssss
So, I like "corny jokes"
BOOOOOO!!!!! hiss, two thumbs way way down. but i still laughed.
Grognaurd
Oct 13th, 2011, 12:56 PM
Sheesh, tough crowd 8 ).
Switching genre what light beer do werewolves hate the most...
Coors Light.
The silver bullet
reaper239
Oct 13th, 2011, 01:00 PM
Sheesh, tough crowd 8 ).
Switching genre what light beer do werewolves hate the most...
Coors Light.
The silver bullet
also boo
7oddisdead
Oct 15th, 2011, 12:26 AM
I approve of Arthur's cheesy humor....
What's an important trait every brain hungry zombie should have?
Deadication
Mikeyd2tall
Oct 15th, 2011, 07:18 AM
haha :) this thread rocks
zombietime
Jul 10th, 2012, 08:54 PM
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
VEE
Jul 11th, 2012, 01:20 AM
What is the difference between zombies and patched jeans?
Zombies are dead men, Jeans are mended.
DannyBox
Jul 25th, 2012, 10:07 AM
What is the difference between Zombies and Us
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We're Alive :D tadaaaaa :D
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