A declaration of war. Sort of.

[Solanine]

I recently checked the rankings on the forums. Much to my disgust I found myself on the second page of users. This is not acceptable. This thread is a warning to all other users, if you value your rank, get posting now. I won't be spamming but I intend to have a post in EVERY thread on the forum. The aim is to make my way up the experience table until I'm at least first page, if not within the top ten users. You have been warned. I will at least want to over take that shovel wielding nincompoop Waldo Butters.

p.s, Nick, J0be, any other mods/ admins please leave it up. I found the most appropriate place and if others respond to this challenge maybe it will bring a little life back to the forums.

[Cabbage Patch]

I thought I heard footsteps coming from behind me! Good luck.

[Solanine]

Thanks mate, should be an interesting challenge.

[yarri]

Thanks mate, should be an interesting challenge.

Come get me Sol!!! I dare you!!! ehheehheheheheheh

[Solanine]

Damn yarri, I have my sights on lvl 30 to start with. Not 58, that would take some serious time. I'm pretty sure that every time you post on this I get points.
Thanks for helping my cause.

[Solanine]

Just an update, I hope to have taken cabbage patch's place by the end of the week, next weeks target will be game over greggy!

[7oddisdead]

Best of luck...level 30 is semi easy...and did you really tag butters?

[Solanine]

Best of luck...level 30 is semi easy...and did you really tag butters?
Thanks. And yes I tagged butters. Although I think I might out rank him already.

[nikvoodoo]

Thanks. And yes I tagged butters. Although I think I might out rank him already.

Run run as fast as you can, you'll never catch me I'm the Level 86 man!

[Solanine]

Nick, your so far out o my scopes that your behind me.

[gaijinpunk]

Interesting concept I guess, but I'm not going to post just to post.
Will still chat if the urge hits, and shoot up bits and bytes and pic's from time to time tho.

[Amisiel]

Im beyond lost on this post...Wheeeeeee

[Solanine]

BEYOND!!!!! Ima get my name on the first page of rankings.

[Solanine]

Interesting concept I guess, but I'm not going to post just to post.
Will still chat if the urge hits, and shoot up bits and bytes and pic's from time to time tho.
I'm not posting on all, if I can't make a worth while contribution, I don't post.
How ever I feel like I haven't been as active on the forum in as many places as I should be.

[Solanine]

Just an update, I'm the third most active user on the forums now. A few days ago I was 8th.

[usmcludwig]

Fear not- hack your profile I will...RESET POST COUNTER I SHALL!

bwahahahaha-haaaaa!

(I bet you'd be bawt hurt if that happened- imagine for a second? lol)

[Solanine]

I don't have too. Over the years I have lost, a 230 hour Pokemon save, my Arkham Asylum save twice, numerous oblivion saves (obviously 2 hours beyond my last uncorrupt save and my service record on bungie.net does not seem to recognise my having finished halo 3 on mythic or halo 3 ODST at all. Losing me the extra firefight maps.

[7oddisdead]

I've got to admit...this is actually entertaining to watch...good on you for this

It also makes me want to try to get my rep into the negatives....just to do it.

[Solanine]

Alt account? I'll race you.

[7oddisdead]

Hmm....ill need think about it...but I could set up a 7oddismobile....:)

[usmcludwig]

We shall call this "7oddismobile"...Todd...JR!!!!!

[7oddisdead]

Heh....alright.

[Solanine]

:D I wan't serious but what ever.

[7oddisdead]

Nor was I..:)

[Creem_Filling]

Somehow I'm only just now discovering this thread. But I've been on the first page for a while and I'm number (lemme check...) 15 currently. It's not as cool as you would think. I have no servants, no women awaiting me, no special powers. And lemme tell you, you eventually run out of things to say in the threads. The first page just means you're running out of new thoughts. Especially during this break. Enjoy your anonymity, before you just a shriveled old man of a user. But I respect this goal, if everyone thought like this the forums would be a more productive place.

Good luck to you man!

[Solanine]

Somehow I'm only just now discovering this thread. But I've been on the first page for a while and I'm number (lemme check...) 15 currently. It's not as cool as you would think. I have no servants, no women awaiting me, no special powers. And lemme tell you, you eventually run out of things to say in the threads. The first page just means you're running out of new thoughts. Especially during this break. Enjoy your anonymity, before you just a shriveled old man of a user. But I respect this goal, if everyone thought like this the forums would be a more productive place.

Good luck to you man!

Before this I was an anonymous "shrivelled old man of a user" I posted only on a few selected boards. This is about me becoming a recognised figure in the community. Saying that though I was honoured to have Kc add me on google plus. I didn't even know he had it. I need to be first on the boards. My activity is up from 60 to 99.7% since I started. I want too see my name above Game over greggy, britt and some others who aren't active at the moment.

[7oddisdead]

So I just checked your ranking, and you sir have inspired me...i commend your effort here and I too, shall be taking a similar initiative...here I come creem...:D

[Solanine]

Thats great, I shall see you at the top.

[usmcludwig]

post the link to this said "tops" list- I cant find it

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/xperience.php?go=ranking

[usmcludwig]

ah-ha!

Well I do suppose I have some massive catching up to do in that case

[nikvoodoo]

ah-ha!

Well I do suppose I have some massive catching up to do in that case

Ah good. Your posts aren't going into the moderation queue anymore. Bonus!

[Creem_Filling]

Haha. I remember I always used to go for high activity, but after so many months, I kinda stopped pursuing it. I'm not really sure how I got the points I have though. How is it that you get points? (Anybody who might know.)

[usmcludwig]

Ah good. Your posts aren't going into the moderation queue anymore. Bonus!

Indeed good sir- I do appreciate the concern :)

[Luna Guardian]

What's all this racket, how can you expect folks to stay dead here!?

[Solanine]

What's all this racket, how can you expect folks to stay dead here!?

Well this noise is above the water. We didn't expect it to reach you down there in the depths.

[Luna Guardian]

You guys make enough noise that it can be heard on the Moon! And noise doesn't travel in space!

[7oddisdead]

Oops....my bad. (Turns off LRAD)

But really a constructive push for productivity among users is never a bad thing....hell, I'm posting this right now from the mobile template on my cell-phone....that deducation right there:)

[Solanine]

You riding on the back of them moon worms now? Gunna visit yoda while your at it?

[usmcludwig]

I wanna visit Yoda.... :(

[Solanine]

Well its too late he died. A long time ago. In a galaxy far far away.

[7oddisdead]

A thing of note for ya..once you reach level thirty, the number of points required to "level up" goes up...making it harder to climb the charts....

Also, I just moved up another rung....*high fives*

[janjas]

lool waht are you talking about?

[Solanine]

I wanna visit Yoda.... :(
Im sure you do. Unfortunately you aghve to be very special to do it. Thats why Luna is the only person I know who's managed it.
UPDATE: I have now passed mem and am just over a hundred points away from Greg. The exhaustion is setting in, especially as I have decided to join in the war for King of the arcade.

[7oddisdead]

Arcade is the devil!...stay away...repent!

Seriously though, to touch on what creem said a few pages back..its hard to keep up a break-neck posting pace when there's little action in the forum. And eventually...you start to sound like a broken record..

[Solanine]

Yeah, I realised that, I shall tortoise away until one day Kc checks and BAM (as Nick might say).
Also I'm 2/5 of the way to champ. I just want my revenge after Nick started a blog that ruined my Idea (survival INC).

[nikvoodoo]

Yeah, I realised that, I shall tortoise away until one day Kc checks and BAM (as Nick might say).
Also I'm 2/5 of the way to champ. I just want my revenge after Nick started a blog that ruined my Idea (survival INC).

Keep up with the antagonistic 'tude my friend. It will serve you well on the darkside.

And stop stealing my gimmicks or the Gimmick Police will arrest you.

[Solanine]

Keep up with the antagonistic 'tude my friend. It will serve you well on the darkside.

And stop stealing my gimmicks or the Gimmick Police will arrest you.
Sir, I say sir! How dare you! I came up with it independantly. Which is why it wasn't just survival inc. Mine assessed diffrent techniques etc with a survival plan generated by me and parts every month. No user submitted content. But its ruined. I'm not going to accused of aping on your idea!

[nikvoodoo]

Sir, I say sir! How dare you! I came up with it independantly. Which is why it wasn't just survival inc. Mine assessed diffrent techniques etc with a survival plan generated by me and parts every month. No user submitted content. But its ruined. I'm not going to accused of aping on your idea!

No....I was referring to BAM. Which is my gimmick.....The GPD is on their way bro....you better run.

[Solanine]

I accredited it to you= no plagarism. They are coming with a bill for you now, on account of a false accusation.

[Solanine]

Captains log
Star date:nobody gives a crap!
I'm afraid I will be vacating the forums for two weeks due too my fleeing from the country.
When come back It will be too take down the Giant and my original target GameOverGreggy. While I'm away please try not to over take me or steal my highscore?
Yours less than sincerely, your angry Brit,
Solanine

[usmcludwig]

Solanine- prepare for bawthurt alley buahahaha

[7oddisdead]

Aww...who am I gonna compete with on weekly activity now?...reaper?..

[usmcludwig]

Todd. Look no further. ITS GAME TIME!

[7oddisdead]

Ah...its on I see....only rule: no spamming...legit posts

[reaper239]

Aww...who am I gonna compete with on weekly activity now?...reaper?..

yeah i'm not really one to compete in forum posts. you wanna shoot, i'll kick your ass, but on the forums i'll pass.

[7oddisdead]

This thread is a good place for bad jokes...

P.s....what are we shooting?

[reaper239]

where exactly do you find these "rankings"? is it next to the "laser"? or perhaps the "death star"?

[Luna Guardian]

The Death Star? It's the Death Star, isn't it? It is. It's the Death Star...

[reaper239]

hey luna, what are you following me or something? every time i make a post you're right behind me.

[Luna Guardian]

Dun dun dunn!

[7oddisdead]

Top left..
Community/experience/rankings....that be the deathstar...

[reaper239]

i knew it! i knew it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5ef9xiA61M

[reaper239]

huh, i just looked at the death star, i can't believe i'm on the front page. wild. well solanine, come get me i guess.

[Solanine]

Holy balls Internet! I'm back, the heat is off, Spain is now showing growth for the first time in a decade because of my leaving. And now you folks have to put up with me. Also I swear more messages were posted on tis thread while I was gone than during the rest of its history. Also, the death star WTF?

[reaper239]

eat it, don't b h8n on me just cuz i can makes the koolz termz XD looz the h8eraid pimpin. lolzorz

[Solanine]

YoU'rE bLoWiNg My MiNd, PlEaSe StOp!

[reaper239]

~~lol~~ <- drowning people

[Creem_Filling]

#OccupyRankPage

[nikvoodoo]

#OccupyRankPage

#IfYouWantToMakeTheRankPageTheShowIsComingBackEven tuallyAndWe'llHaveRealThingsToTalkAboutJustWaitTil lThen

;) I haz a sad that the hashtag was so long it actually inserted spaces on it against my will :p

[yarri]

boys are strange..

[Teethingbiscuit]

Hope that you weren't looking at the list of alphabetical members!
Tooth

[nikvoodoo]

PS I hope the irony of me responding to this thread saying you should wait to respond to other things isn't lost on people.

[Creem_Filling]

PS I hope the irony of me responding to this thread saying you should wait to respond to other things isn't lost on people.

Lol. You are brilliant, Nik.

[Luna Guardian]

PS I hope the irony of me responding to this thread saying you should wait to respond to other things isn't lost on people.
Sorry, but I prefer my clothes a bit wrinkly, no irony for me

[7oddisdead]

Didn't realize you could iron a yeti pelt...

[yarri]

Didn't realize you could iron a yeti pelt... I thought it was a kreken hide?

[7oddisdead]

Aw hell....what day is it?

[yarri]

tuesday but I don't know what that translates into for Finland? Do you?

[7oddisdead]

Nah....i have trouble remembering what day it is in Illinois most of the time...

[reaper239]

if you're in finland... wouldn't it... still be tuesday

[Luna Guardian]

Tuesday's tiistai over here (yeah that's right, we write nationalities, languages, weekdays and shit with lower case!)

Also, our Tuesday's are a lot more hardcore than yours'.

Also, our clothes are made from ice

[yarri]

Tuesday's tiistai over here (yeah that's right, we write nationalities, languages, weekdays and shit with lower case!)

Also, our Tuesday's are a lot more hardcore than yours'.

Also, our clothes are made from ice

Cause you're all like bad ass and shit right?

[reaper239]

(.)(.) that's gotta be cold

[Luna Guardian]

Cause you're all like bad ass and shit right?
Indeed


(.)(.)
Boobs...

[reaper239]

yes, it's sad really, but my doctor says there is no cure. so i just learned to live with the fact that i'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs than col sanders ever was.

oh, btw, that was supposed to represent stiff nipples.

[Luna Guardian]

yes, it's sad really, but my doctor says there is no cure. so i just learned to live with the fact that i'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs than col sanders ever was.

oh, btw, that was supposed to represent stiff nipples.
You partially succeeded, nipples are an important feature of boobs

[yarri]

yes, it's sad really, but my doctor says there is no cure. so i just learned to live with the fact that i'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs than col sanders ever was.

oh, btw, that was supposed to represent stiff nipples.


( * ) ( * ) <---- stiffnipples?

[reaper239]

( * ) ( * ) <---- stiffnipples?

much better. ahem... ( * ) ( * ) that's gotta be cold

[Luna Guardian]

Boobies...

*ahem*

Yes, as the stiffnipple diagram clearly indicates, it is cold indeed

[Solanine]

So how do you make a cold tuchy? (*) or is it still just (x). Also how did jaws land on neptune?

[mem]

(:)) (:)) happy boobs

[Solanine]

Happy bobs made Jaws go to neptune. Thanks.

[reaper239]

ok, i give, where did the whole jaws thing come from?

[Solanine]

Its a short story. I was arguing with luna and I some how reached the point where Finland was a country that surfed the waves on the fin of Jaws. Because its fin land. Yeah I know.

[yarri]

Its a short story. I was arguing with luna and I some how reached the point where Finland was a country that surfed the waves on the fin of Jaws. Because its fin land. Yeah I know.


Sol, you are a braver person then I to stand toe to toe with that Finnish madman :D

[nikvoodoo]

I'd say lets get this thread back on track.....but I don't think there ever was a track....

[Luna Guardian]

Sol, you are a braver person then I to stand toe to toe with that Finnish madman :D

It's all that tea and crumpets, turns the British brains into mush.

Now, if they'd have some real food and drink like mead and raw meat with a side of venom pouches, they might've held on to their vaunted empire. Also, if their seas were infested with the damned souls of accursed demon sharks. Kinda teaches a people to survive.

[yarri]

It's all that tea and crumpets, turns the British brains into mush.

Now, if they'd have some real food and drink like mead and raw meat with a side of venom pouches, they might've held on to their vaunted empire. Also, if their seas were infested with the damned souls of accursed demon sharks. Kinda teaches a people to survive.


I <3 you LOL

[Solanine]

You dissin me Blad?
http://i.imgur.com/54bPx.jpg

[reaper239]

are you kidding me? y'all couldn't even hold onto a handful of upstart colonists.

[Solanine]

By a handful of up start colonists do you mean the inhabitants of what are/ will be some of the biggest economic powers in the 21st century?

[Luna Guardian]

By a handful of up start colonists do you mean the inhabitants of what are/ will be some of the biggest economic powers in the 21st century?
Back then referred to as "the refuge of Europe"

[reaper239]

By a handful of up start colonists do you mean the inhabitants of what are/ will be some of the biggest economic powers in the 21st century?

yup, all thanks to good old American ingenuity

[Solanine]

Which is, at base level, British ingenuity.

[reaper239]

right, cause that's what caused them to rebel in the first place... the british always taking credit for their good ideas ;)

[Solanine]

Yeah. Nice little list hear of british ingenuity, some major admissions but still...
http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bl_british_inventors.htm