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TCM Revolver
Aug 13th, 2011, 05:31 PM
spelling fail!!
http://theundergroundconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-pop-tarts-fail.jpg
ComradeNarf
Aug 13th, 2011, 05:55 PM
Pop-Tardis: Breakfast of Time Lords
(And damn the internet for not having anything like this readily available!)
http://www.redundancydotnet.net/images/poptardis.jpg
Hellbringer
Aug 13th, 2011, 06:53 PM
Time Lord? Let's do the Time Warp!
http://livingstontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rocky_horror_picture_show_movie_image_tim_curry_01 .jpg
TCM Revolver
Aug 13th, 2011, 08:47 PM
what is it exactally this guy wont do??
http://www.coolblackberrythemes.com/cart/image.php/images/meatlofe.jpg?width=500&height=&image=/images/meatlofe.jpg
nikvoodoo
Aug 13th, 2011, 08:50 PM
http://nickshell1983.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/diet.jpg
^^ Meatloaf won't do this ^^
gaijinpunk
Aug 13th, 2011, 09:24 PM
988
Unless you roll a 20. Then he has to try to dodge...:yay:
Hollomandious
Aug 13th, 2011, 11:32 PM
Every role has a possibility of...
995
snake eyes.
TCM Revolver
Aug 14th, 2011, 02:48 AM
Damn it! I just had a pedicure
(not for the squeemish)
http://armageddonman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/SnakeBite-SoftTissue.jpg
Hellbringer
Aug 14th, 2011, 07:17 AM
I'll get my snake oil this way instead. (yes, gullibility will ensue)
http://novus2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/snake_oil_bottle.jpg
Solanine
Aug 14th, 2011, 07:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/OxBdh.jpg
Collecting the best kind of snake juice.
Hellbringer
Aug 14th, 2011, 10:13 AM
Better juice.
http://livelighter.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fresh-squeezed-orange-juice.jpg
nikvoodoo
Aug 14th, 2011, 10:21 AM
http://images6.cpcache.com/product_zoom/24787716v1_225x225_Front_padToSquare-true.jpg
The best juice
HardKor
Aug 14th, 2011, 10:28 AM
http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/124/56bea5fc50c342c989e787712d22bb0b/l.jpg
JUICE!!!
Hellbringer
Aug 14th, 2011, 10:51 AM
Juice!!!... Newton.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2403/2570736728_3f85125d24_z.jpg
nikvoodoo
Aug 14th, 2011, 10:58 AM
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/06/oj-simpson-confession-to-oprah.jpg
....juice.
Hellbringer
Aug 14th, 2011, 11:48 AM
"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."
http://wizbangblog.com/images/2007/09/oj-gloves.jpg
gaijinpunk
Aug 14th, 2011, 12:35 PM
"It's all in the reflexes..."
996
TCM Revolver
Aug 14th, 2011, 05:25 PM
damn reflexes...
http://outmanned.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/8863965ec0505628.jpg-450x355.jpg
gaijinpunk
Aug 14th, 2011, 08:52 PM
...meanwhile, up on the 11th floor, Chiquita decided to end it all.
998
Solanine
Aug 15th, 2011, 01:01 AM
It would be so much more arousing if he'd gotten naked.
http://i.imgur.com/7gO6v.jpg
reaper239
Aug 15th, 2011, 11:14 AM
this should be the preferred fate of all good bananas
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CyXwTEoCyIs/SS-HmyicesI/AAAAAAAAAI8/g57T5vaKUCc/s400/176320~Banana-Split-Posters.jpg
Solanine
Aug 15th, 2011, 11:49 AM
The superior fruit.
http://i.imgur.com/9DAHa.jpg
Hollomandious
Aug 15th, 2011, 12:09 PM
I hate oranges. Because of this....
1000
Stupid ass annoying orange! you are not funny!
reaper239
Aug 15th, 2011, 12:21 PM
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2009/362/9/3/Dr_HAX_by_Roman117.jpg
you cannot beat Dr Hax
Solanine
Aug 15th, 2011, 01:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kElD4.jpg
Patches beat haxorz. Although it will take a very large patch to fix windows xD
cPT.cAPSLOCK
Aug 15th, 2011, 01:58 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb4gltVyaH1qzb7ox.png
Notch's patches are either incomplete, or actually break things.
gaijinpunk
Aug 15th, 2011, 06:42 PM
1003
Breaking people and killing Things...
Hellbringer
Aug 16th, 2011, 05:59 PM
breaking, killing.... call Mr. Fixit (aka the Hulk when he turned gray toned and ran to Vegas)
http://www.incrediblehulkonline.com/incarnations/greyhulka.GIF
TCM Revolver
Aug 16th, 2011, 06:02 PM
I can destroy you again like i did in 2003
http://i2.listal.com/image/781844/600full-ang-lee.jpg
(Ang Lee)
gaijinpunk
Aug 16th, 2011, 07:31 PM
Must. Stop. Destroyah!
1008
Solanine
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EUOfp.jpg
Creem_Filling
Aug 17th, 2011, 12:08 AM
http://www.eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/jeremywallpaperspecial2.jpg
I can solve cubes, trues story. I have a 45 sec solve time, not super fast, but interesting.
TCM Revolver
Aug 17th, 2011, 05:51 AM
Yea you are
http://www.riseandgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/eds-short-bus.jpg
Solanine
Aug 17th, 2011, 01:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gpsFU.jpg
Creem_Filling
Aug 17th, 2011, 02:31 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41578_244709544769_2170865_n.jpg
Those who remember: Lol. Those who don't: fail.
gaijinpunk
Aug 17th, 2011, 03:33 PM
Heh... Fail...
1012
Creem_Filling
Aug 17th, 2011, 06:08 PM
http://th05.deviantart.net/fs40/PRE/i/2010/019/b/b/Zoey___Left_4_Dead_by_loko3d.jpg
Hey buddy, that was the Zoey before they decided to change the look of everyone. Get with the times.
Just for fun, not really a spoiler.
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7000000/Zoey-has-startled-the-witch-left-4-dead-7075843-600-750.jpg
TCM Revolver
Aug 17th, 2011, 06:59 PM
http://th05.deviantart.net/fs40/PRE/i/2010/019/b/b/Zoey___Left_4_Dead_by_loko3d.jpg
Hey buddy, that was the Zoey before they decided to change the look of everyone. Get with the times.
Just for fun, not really a spoiler.
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7000000/Zoey-has-startled-the-witch-left-4-dead-7075843-600-750.jpg
???
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/27/i7w8lv643x.jpg
Solanine
Aug 17th, 2011, 11:48 PM
I prefer this body kit. Potential as the new space shuttle?
http://i.imgur.com/oiXWp.jpg
reaper239
Aug 18th, 2011, 06:17 AM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090719024005/yugioh/images/thumb/9/98/ShuttleroidPP11-JP-ScR.jpg/300px-ShuttleroidPP11-JP-ScR.jpg
i don't even know what it says, but that is the epitome of awesome: freaking japanese can take anything and make it a trading card.
also @ creemfilling i feel like i've seen that specific character modl somewhere, and not in left 4 dead
Solanine
Aug 18th, 2011, 09:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jjSTp.jpg
Yes. I played Yugio. And yes I had these cards.
ComradeNarf
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:24 AM
Pretty sure Jenkins > Tormentor
http://s3-llnw-screenshots.wegame.com/2550975529720912/2550975529720912_l.jpg
Solanine
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BjP4k.jpg
NERD! jk lol.
ComradeNarf
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:39 AM
Ninja nerd pummels book nerd!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4244862002_204a6c7eb4_z.jpg
Solanine
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BjP4k.jpg
Bully beats nerd.
Solanine
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BjP4k.jpg
TCM Revolver
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:45 AM
Ninja nerd pummels book nerd!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4244862002_204a6c7eb4_z.jpg
Hot Girl beats all nerds
http://zaangels.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/most-popular-girl.jpg
Solanine
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Yk1RV.jpg
Sorry.
Solanine
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/WGiLG.jpg
Women mature like fine wine. As in they become sour, and burn your eyes.
TCM Revolver
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:55 AM
Maybe just the women you date
http://www.fullissue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Sela-Ward.jpg
Solanine
Aug 18th, 2011, 12:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mIl0q.jpg
it was a TRL reference,
http://i.imgur.com/9ooLj.jpg
gaijinpunk
Aug 18th, 2011, 06:34 PM
1015
Classical reference...
nikvoodoo
Aug 18th, 2011, 09:45 PM
http://www.stockmusicsite.com/stockmusic/zdbpath/catpix/classical-music-licensing.jpg
Now there's some classical reference
Solanine
Aug 18th, 2011, 11:42 PM
A real classic.
http://i.imgur.com/N1nV3.jpg
cPT.cAPSLOCK
Aug 19th, 2011, 03:30 AM
Let's listen to a real band.
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1057thexrocks.com/files/2011/06/dream-theater1.jpg
Hellbringer
Aug 19th, 2011, 05:48 AM
Let's not forget that they were named after this place...
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/83a/44f/83a44faa-27b5-4f52-9058-7dada9e91d0c
Since "Majesty" was trademarked by some stripper or somebody in Vegas.
Solanine
Aug 19th, 2011, 09:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/R9X0q.jpg
Was she blue?
gaijinpunk
Aug 19th, 2011, 04:15 PM
1017
Yellow and blue make green...
TCM Revolver
Aug 19th, 2011, 06:44 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/21/128953371066620304.jpg
HardKor
Aug 19th, 2011, 08:22 PM
http://www.shedofdoom.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/demotivational-posters-dr-mccoy.jpg
Looks like the good doctor is going to have to help Kirk out of this mess...again.
gaijinpunk
Aug 19th, 2011, 09:01 PM
1019
Kirk gets all the hotties. And get's all the red-shirts killed... Hah!
nikvoodoo
Aug 19th, 2011, 09:46 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/23/128902834020318332.jpg
gaijinpunk
Aug 20th, 2011, 08:22 AM
1020
Solanine
Aug 20th, 2011, 01:03 PM
Batman is above revenge.
http://i.imgur.com/fIojV.jpg
nikvoodoo
Aug 20th, 2011, 01:09 PM
http://www.asitecalledfred.com/comics101/images/2003/nov26/killing.jpg
He's apparently not above murder...
TCM Revolver
Aug 20th, 2011, 01:11 PM
http://nurr.org/albums/Motivational/creative_murder_demotivational_poster.jpg
who says we can't have fun with this...
Solanine
Aug 20th, 2011, 01:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ScJPP.jpg
I like the traditional methods.
TCM Revolver
Aug 20th, 2011, 01:32 PM
It's been done
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4jow4cNPuSam9QjIagyWjidzZqvjFG yYIHQ3tyABO6rj7zxh3
Solanine
Aug 20th, 2011, 01:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sOtfu.png
Solanine
Aug 20th, 2011, 01:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xxPW4.jpg
Have Shotgun Will Travel
nikvoodoo
Aug 20th, 2011, 02:31 PM
http://youchew.net/wiki/images/9/9c/One.png
No see.....you only post one picture at a time. Not two.
TCM Revolver
Aug 20th, 2011, 03:38 PM
http://www.tictocfamily.com/assets/0000/2889/thecount_blog.jpg?1219914223
counting is fun
Hellbringer
Aug 20th, 2011, 03:52 PM
If counting is fun, then try counting to... infinity! bwahahaha!
http://www.infinityfoundation.co.nz/images/IFL%20SYMBOL.JPG
gaijinpunk
Aug 20th, 2011, 06:25 PM
1022
Thanos can tell you how to do it quickly...:mad:
TCM Revolver
Aug 20th, 2011, 06:28 PM
I think that glove fell off this float
http://x2f.xanga.com/ea71663318d35269202952/w195978844.jpg
Hellbringer
Aug 20th, 2011, 06:42 PM
(keeping it PG) I think this group of sweaty athletic types are more enjoying to watch.
In fact, this one is all-time classic match.
http://images.teamtalk.com/09/03/800x600/Wrestlemania-3-Hulk-Hogan-Andre-The-Giant_2069673.jpg
TCM Revolver
Aug 20th, 2011, 06:45 PM
I'd rather watch this about men fighting in tights
http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2010/07/robin-hood-men-in-tights.jpg
gaijinpunk
Aug 20th, 2011, 08:38 PM
A very funny movie, brought to us by the father of the man who brought us....THIS!
1023
Eviebae
Aug 20th, 2011, 10:06 PM
A mortality tale
Solanine
Aug 21st, 2011, 12:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zJSmw.jpg
How could that ever be a good idea. If people didn't let children make out with animals we wouldn't have so many diseases.
h3half
Aug 21st, 2011, 12:07 AM
1025
Speaking of disease, here's one. Look suspiciously like a zombie bite.... We have traitors in our midst. :zombie:
Hellbringer
Aug 21st, 2011, 04:24 AM
this looks like a job for CIPRO! (duh-duh-DUH!!!! cymbal crash)
http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x3743420/cipro_anthrax_infection_is_most_commonly_treated_3 x0055.jpg
gaijinpunk
Aug 21st, 2011, 08:38 AM
Forget the cowbell, give me cymbals...
1026
nikvoodoo
Aug 21st, 2011, 08:42 AM
http://natur.bildene.no/500/bgu05cd004.jpg
Not fast enough....
Solanine
Aug 21st, 2011, 01:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Z20Ox.jpg
HardKor
Aug 21st, 2011, 01:48 PM
http://content7.flixster.com/movie/25/43/254313_det.jpg
But I thought global warming was going to cause an instant ice age...Are you telling me a movie lied to me?
Eviebae
Aug 21st, 2011, 01:54 PM
1027
They will beat you with their tiny frozen fists?
Eviebae
Aug 21st, 2011, 02:05 PM
:mad:Why they started calling it "Climate Change.":mad:
TCM Revolver
Aug 21st, 2011, 02:09 PM
when there is a camp fire...make smores
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Cookie/Smores/Smores2.jpg
Hellbringer
Aug 21st, 2011, 04:11 PM
all the flavor, none of the potential burns
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/3240966594_a33a16ce40.jpg
TCM Revolver
Aug 21st, 2011, 04:14 PM
This one came with a free bowl and didn't taste like marshmallows and terd flakes
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m276/justking81/Articles/cereal6.jpg
(I still have my leonardo bowl)
Hellbringer
Aug 21st, 2011, 04:17 PM
This cereal is more full of "Action Stars."
http://www.mrbreakfast.com/ucp/164_5298_ucp.jpg
Besides, it's mint in box... yeah, I ain't eating cereal that old, but still.
TCM Revolver
Aug 21st, 2011, 04:20 PM
that guy need this coupon instead
http://webhollis.com/albums/Funny-Pics/Get_A_Life_Coupon.gif
nikvoodoo
Aug 21st, 2011, 04:54 PM
http://thephoenix.com/blogs//blogs/outsidetheframe/swayzeghost_bluray_movie.jpg
He'll gladly take that life off your hands
Creem_Filling
Aug 21st, 2011, 04:56 PM
http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/4/4d/Ghost.jpg
But Peter Griffin will fix that momentarily...
TCM Revolver
Aug 21st, 2011, 05:03 PM
not if chicken has something to say about it
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/19439-peter_griffin_chicken_ever_stop_fighting.jpg
Creem_Filling
Aug 21st, 2011, 05:35 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgzOTk2OTM5OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTgwOTU0Mw@@._ V1._SX608_SY653_.jpg
He is quite the formidable foe, isn't he?
nikvoodoo
Aug 21st, 2011, 08:29 PM
http://static5.depositphotos.com/1003671/456/i/450/dep_4563389-Airplane-propeller.jpg
Even the most formidable foe can be cut down in his prime.
ComradeNarf
Aug 21st, 2011, 09:42 PM
Even by Charlie Chaplin.
http://www.redundancydotnet.net/images/chaplin.png
Solanine
Aug 21st, 2011, 11:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aXCsq.jpg
So. Much. Sugar.
Eviebae
Aug 22nd, 2011, 12:53 AM
I cut your calories to ribbons!
[object HTMLDivElement]
reaper239
Aug 22nd, 2011, 06:52 AM
http://www.news-medical.net/image.axd?picture=2009%2F12%2Fbreast+cancer+cell.j pg
and cause cancer
nikvoodoo
Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:12 AM
http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/2/25/Radioactive_Man_TV_series.jpg
Good luck causing cancer in the walking chemotherapy machine.
reaper239
Aug 22nd, 2011, 09:25 AM
cheer up emo kid
http://www.pitch.com/imager/cheer-up-emo-kid-deep-elms-emo-diaries-accepting-submissions/b/original/2558070/6d3a/emo_kid.jpg
Solanine
Aug 22nd, 2011, 09:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qIpuh.jpg
Goths are so much better.
cPT.cAPSLOCK
Aug 22nd, 2011, 12:12 PM
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/892/892547/familyguy-deathisabitch_160_1217532967.jpg
Sprained his ankle... Ouch,
Creem_Filling
Aug 22nd, 2011, 04:31 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iyq_z3-z07Q/TgPyMHyod_I/AAAAAAAAAuU/Owx1UUsQUZw/s1600/irvfbzta.jpg
That certainly is a good song, but I prefer rockin' to this classic.
Hellbringer
Aug 22nd, 2011, 05:23 PM
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/456a835edd955c2a056c258204986219/83924.jpg
That certainly is a good song, but I prefer rockin' to this classic.
can we get a redo? I can't see what the pic is.
nikvoodoo
Aug 22nd, 2011, 08:24 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/resetbutton.jpg
Creem_Filling
Aug 22nd, 2011, 08:30 PM
http://images.wikia.com/teamfortress/images/6/61/TF2Engineer.jpg
All fixed.
h3half
Aug 22nd, 2011, 08:36 PM
1050
All broken again. Someone call the walking chemotherapy machine?
Creem_Filling
Aug 22nd, 2011, 08:40 PM
http://fallout3.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fallout-3shaky.jpg
I think that nuke was the best thing to ever happen!
nikvoodoo
Aug 22nd, 2011, 08:42 PM
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/duke-nukem-forever-logo-wallpaper.jpg
I think this was the worst Nuke to ever happen...
Creem_Filling
Aug 22nd, 2011, 08:53 PM
http://seanseo.com/wp-content/plugins/Website-Content-Hype-300x263.gif
I never understood why everyone wanted the game.
reaper239
Aug 23rd, 2011, 05:31 AM
i was going to post the worlds worst video game but it was so horrible the site wouldn't accept it. instead here is a nice soothing serial killer
http://www.moviescreams.com/image/stills/2/shower-curtain.jpg
Solanine
Aug 23rd, 2011, 11:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/FRBYq.jpg
Couldn't think of a clever reply.
Eviebae
Aug 23rd, 2011, 01:39 PM
Whoa man! Mellow out dude! Everything's copasetic...
1053
TCM Revolver
Aug 23rd, 2011, 01:42 PM
http://www.kingsays.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cartmanhippies1227552937.jpg
HardKor
Aug 23rd, 2011, 04:12 PM
http://www.glogster.com/media/4/16/10/57/16105725.jpg
But they sure know how to throw an epic party!
Hellbringer
Aug 23rd, 2011, 06:55 PM
Woodstock '99. Not an epic party.
http://www.sif.net/woodstock99.jpg
HardKor
Aug 23rd, 2011, 07:42 PM
http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/greed.jpg
They just lost the message man!
usmcludwig
Aug 23rd, 2011, 07:48 PM
1054
Not as bad as the desperate American, Russian and German people lost their way.
ComradeNarf
Aug 23rd, 2011, 08:50 PM
Can we not kill this with political jabber and just have a nice picture war?
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/regarding_mussolini.png
gaijinpunk
Aug 23rd, 2011, 09:20 PM
War....HUH!
1055
usmcludwig
Aug 23rd, 2011, 10:22 PM
1057
War..WITH STYLE!!
Solanine
Aug 23rd, 2011, 11:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VTASC.png
Robot Santa: I brought the elves back from vacation,
chained them up and called my holiday friends.
Kwanzaabot: Kwanzaabot.
Chanuka Zombie: And the Chanuka Zombie.
Robot Santa: Three mad wise men
bearing murder and frankincense.
Robot Santa's Elves: Damn you, doo doo doo doo.
Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Shutup.
Now fetch those bunnies by the armful.
Robot Santa's Elves: Says who? doo doo doo doo.
Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Says me.
Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door,
this toyshop's goin' to war.
Chanuka Zombie: Talmud says be slow to anger,
low-down scammers got me seeing red.
Got my TIE Fighter out of the hangar.
Jump back Jack,
'cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead.
Robot Santa's Elves: Ten-hut, doo doo doo doo.
Chanuka Zombie: [simultaneous] Dreidel, dreidel,
I made it out of blasting clay.
Robot Santa's Elves: You're nuts, doo doo doo doo.
Chanuka Zombie: [simultaneous] And when it's dry and ready,
for mercy they will pray,
I can't wait eight nights or more.
This zombie's goin' to war.
[Robot Santa begins beat-boxing]
Kwanzaabot: Ch, Check it out,
Kwanzaabot in the neptizzle hizzle,
with my inhuman beat-box,
busy building missiles.
They're guided by these cute dancing fairy figures.
Careful little elf, that's proximity-triggered.
I'm fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children won't miss it.
I'm confused about its meaning,
but I know it when they diss it.
So Santa?
Santa: Yeah, Kay?
Kwanzaabot: Cee Zee?
Chanuka Zombie: Hey, hey.
Kwanzaabot: Let's slay them pimps.
Come on, pimp my sleigh.
Chanuka Zombie: Easy with that toy artillery,
Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable.
Robot Santa: [spoken] Can they sue for liability?
Nixon: [spoken] Certainly not!
Robot Santa: Use as much as you are able.
Robot Santa's Elves: This bites, doo doo doo doo
Robot Santa: [simultaneous] You signed away your rights when you were hired.
Nixon & Leela: Now, let's fight.
Robot Santa's Elves: ...doo doo doo doo.
Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Okay, chestnuts roasting I'm gonna open fire.
Prepare for gore galore.
Santa, Kwanzaabot & Chanuka Zombie': This trinity's goin' to war
nikvoodoo
Aug 24th, 2011, 01:49 AM
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3945/19wm8.png
I bet you could have put that last line in only and it would have worked just fine.
reaper239
Aug 24th, 2011, 05:53 AM
http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/d/d3/Batm.jpg
as always, batman beats the joker
Solanine
Aug 24th, 2011, 08:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/hbWHD.png
The Bane of his existence. Although maybe thats the judge who kept lettinng all those crimms out in 1960's? How can someone be in for life and released again before Robin could grow a Bat-tash?
nikvoodoo
Aug 24th, 2011, 09:02 AM
http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/get-out-of-jail-free-technicality.jpg
Solanine
Aug 24th, 2011, 09:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/i5doX.jpg
usmcludwig
Aug 24th, 2011, 02:48 PM
1062
Not only do the cops embarrass you, they wompass that ass!
nikvoodoo
Aug 24th, 2011, 05:45 PM
http://ohmpark.com/uploaded_images/nwa-714005.jpg
NWA has something to say about the police...(if I have to tell you what it is, you're too young!) :p
Creem_Filling
Aug 24th, 2011, 05:54 PM
http://dekerivers.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/bush-say-what.jpg
I guess I'm too young then. No se.
nikvoodoo
Aug 24th, 2011, 06:22 PM
http://gamutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/google.jpg
Google is thy friend. It holds all the answers
MancheeLivesOn
Aug 24th, 2011, 06:42 PM
It holds all the answers
1065
Including the things you really didn't want to know.
Hellbringer
Aug 24th, 2011, 07:10 PM
you were saying...
http://coolmaterial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shit-my-dad-says-book.jpg
TCM Revolver
Aug 24th, 2011, 07:30 PM
Another shitty show William Shatner was in
http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP00004085/tj-hooker-3.jpg
Hellbringer
Aug 24th, 2011, 08:29 PM
if it was that bad, then let's go with history and ask General Hooker about it.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Joseph_Hooker_-_Brady-Handy--restored.jpg
usmcludwig
Aug 24th, 2011, 09:11 PM
1066
Actual $2 hookers.
Proudly carrying on their prestigious Hooker name I may add.
nikvoodoo
Aug 24th, 2011, 09:38 PM
http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/files/2011/07/MERP.jpg
Wait....they come cheaper than $1,000 an hour?????!!!
usmcludwig
Aug 24th, 2011, 10:08 PM
1067
Sorry buddy- guess Texas beats NY in the prostitution department!
Solanine
Aug 24th, 2011, 11:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nBObH.jpg
(They have the best red light district, or so I here)
usmcludwig
Aug 25th, 2011, 12:20 AM
1068
Who needs to buy a date when you can OWN a date?!
(I <3 controversy)
Solanine
Aug 25th, 2011, 09:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/yPuMb.jpg
nikvoodoo
Aug 25th, 2011, 09:39 AM
Slightly gruesome. Probably not exactly safe for work.
http://fullyfilm.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demolitionman.jpg
Hey! You lied! There was no money in there!
Solanine
Aug 25th, 2011, 10:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/HlT6p.jpg
Hoy could you miss so badly?
TCM Revolver
Aug 25th, 2011, 02:42 PM
Gimme a kiss!!
http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/images/1235967998-bull%20eyes%20cowboy%20WEBSITE%202.jpg
cupcakezombie
Aug 25th, 2011, 03:12 PM
Give us a kiss:
http://www.theukcuriosityblog.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-simple-photo-gallery/include/resize.php?src=http://www.theukcuriosityblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Gurners.jpg&h=300&w=600&zc=1
Hellbringer
Aug 25th, 2011, 03:45 PM
beer? with a face like that, they should be eating spinach. Maybe Robin Williams can show them how it's really done.
http://superitch.com/images/2009/10/popeye2.jpg
gaijinpunk
Aug 25th, 2011, 07:04 PM
He-e-e-e-ey....Popeye was a sailor too.
1070
HardKor
Aug 25th, 2011, 07:47 PM
One can't help but wonder what Disney will do to the Navy SEALS image
http://www.campusprogress.org/campus_files/uploads/images/Pollak_DisneySealTeam6.gif
TCM Revolver
Aug 25th, 2011, 09:09 PM
I know who will do the soundtrack!!
http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/12917_Seal-Henry-.jpg
nikvoodoo
Aug 25th, 2011, 09:38 PM
http://www.totallymystyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Heidi-Klum-red-dress.jpg
I know who will star in the music video!
usmcludwig
Aug 25th, 2011, 09:56 PM
1071
And I know the overall reaction to it all
nikvoodoo
Aug 25th, 2011, 11:18 PM
http://archshrk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/schweddy-balls.jpg
No one can resist his Schweddy Balls.
usmcludwig
Aug 25th, 2011, 11:25 PM
1072
Just stick em in your mouth and suck em!
h3half
Aug 26th, 2011, 12:29 AM
1073
We have a strict no-suck rule.
No exceptions.
usmcludwig
Aug 26th, 2011, 12:39 AM
1074
so now suffer the wrath of crying baby!!!!!!!
Solanine
Aug 26th, 2011, 09:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/3ybHD.jpg
Don't mess with the FU*KING BABY! You got that?
Hellbringer
Aug 26th, 2011, 12:02 PM
Yeah, don't mess with the baby or you'll get one of the WORST rated movies of all time.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/221574.1020.A.jpg
nikvoodoo
Aug 26th, 2011, 12:05 PM
You mean...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Battlefield_earth_poster.jpg
usmcludwig
Aug 26th, 2011, 12:38 PM
1076
Close good sir, but I believe this is the Ace in the hole.....
nikvoodoo
Aug 26th, 2011, 12:56 PM
I see your Catwoman and raise you:
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM1MjI1MDMwMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzk3Njk5._V1._ SY317_.jpg
usmcludwig
Aug 26th, 2011, 01:10 PM
1077
That is a tough cookie to swallow- but I have an all time horrible movie ever- saw this when I was a kid- even made Highlander 2 bearable...
HardKor
Aug 26th, 2011, 02:13 PM
Unfortunately, the stress of making such a terrible film cause ol' St. Nick to finally snap
http://images.wikia.com/weirdal/images/d/d4/Santa_Crazy.jpg
usmcludwig
Aug 26th, 2011, 02:17 PM
1078
I think Micheal Jackson can relate.
nikvoodoo
Aug 28th, 2011, 08:28 PM
http://cdn.gossiboocrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/398bd5bb-7f96-c032-5634-7b0638a6523b-news_fb_btwb_titojackson.jpg
He can also relate to this.
TCM Revolver
Aug 28th, 2011, 09:30 PM
I like my titos spicy, not sauced
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2007/09/18/amd_puente.jpg
Solanine
Aug 28th, 2011, 11:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4qQVE.jpg
Yey for spicy foods!
usmcludwig
Aug 31st, 2011, 02:19 AM
1084
yey for spicy....GIRLS!
gaijinpunk
Aug 31st, 2011, 01:59 PM
Nothing's better than a hot girl...
1087
...who could be able to kick your @$$!
Hellbringer
Aug 31st, 2011, 07:02 PM
Girls Aloud. Better than Spice Girls. Better than Danger Girl.
http://sickr.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/girlsaloud.jpg
gaijinpunk
Aug 31st, 2011, 07:15 PM
No Dogs Allowed.....(that goes for birds....!)
1090
Creem_Filling
Aug 31st, 2011, 08:08 PM
http://movies.maxupdates.tv/wp-contents/uploads/2010/01/Rush-Hour-2.jpg
We like Snoopy! (Reference to content of the movie...)
Hellbringer
Sep 1st, 2011, 03:23 PM
Where there is Rush Hour, there is TRAFFIC.
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/23/A70-11914
gaijinpunk
Sep 1st, 2011, 04:28 PM
You knew it was coming!
1100
Zombies shouldn't run in traffic! (Nobody gives a crap if they get hit, it just raises our insurance rates...)
HardKor
Sep 1st, 2011, 04:53 PM
http://images.zap2it.com/images/movie-36169/land-of-the-dead-2.jpg
Dead Reckoning can make it through unscathed.
Creem_Filling
Sep 1st, 2011, 05:42 PM
http://zombiedump.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/day-armageddon-200x300.jpg
Have we learned nothing from these books? When that thing breaks down, you'll be seriously boned.
usmcludwig
Sep 1st, 2011, 10:32 PM
1101
Or do we come together and beat down the undead...
Solanine
Sep 1st, 2011, 11:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jc6ht.jpg
Why not just dance?
gaijinpunk
Sep 2nd, 2011, 08:43 PM
Why the hell did you open that barrel?!?
1104
Solanine
Sep 3rd, 2011, 03:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dTCze.jpg
Mmmm, barrels.
http://i.imgur.com/dqeZj.jpg
uuhhhuuu
Sep 3rd, 2011, 04:12 AM
1105
thats why mario sunshine is here!!
Solanine
Sep 3rd, 2011, 04:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/PgFQk.jpg
nikvoodoo
Sep 3rd, 2011, 07:46 AM
http://www.alljuliuscaesar.bravehost.com/img/shakespeare.jpg
Tis certain to be the Bard!
Hellbringer
Sep 3rd, 2011, 08:09 AM
hmmmm...
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/120/MPW-60447
nikvoodoo
Sep 3rd, 2011, 10:09 PM
http://tickledbylife.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/eu-constitution-eu-treaty-referendum-mr-free-market-i-say-no-free-market-fairy-tales.jpg
gaijinpunk
Sep 4th, 2011, 09:20 AM
Gwen smokin'. No-o-o-o-o Doubt...
1106
nikvoodoo
Sep 5th, 2011, 09:10 AM
I see this picture, and I am reminded of another breakout star that left their partner behind:
http://www.thearchnemesis.com/images/rockers.jpg
Hellbringer
Sep 5th, 2011, 02:56 PM
wow, that is some flashy duds they're wearing. No wondering why he left to form this group instead.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_faMpsygzNfA/SGiRF-ZGO_I/AAAAAAAAAO0/PaWYc3l2oVA/s400/dx3jpg.jpg
nikvoodoo
Sep 5th, 2011, 03:06 PM
http://www.leadershippost.com/uploads/image/geny%281%29.jpg
The Leaders of Tomorrow
Hellbringer
Sep 5th, 2011, 05:26 PM
Why (pun?) put everything on a generation when the last man has the weight of the world on his shoulders?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TRhPQvpPGLE/TL9KHZnb2WI/AAAAAAAAAdU/1s-7eJrnUao/s1600/y+the+last+man.jpg
nikvoodoo
Sep 5th, 2011, 05:36 PM
http://madraider.com/Greek%20gods/images/atlas.jpg
Talk to Atlas about the weight of the world
HardKor
Sep 5th, 2011, 05:54 PM
http://ponderingconfusion.com/images/gravity3.JPG
Oh those Greeks and their myths...Gravity holds up the world.
nikvoodoo
Sep 5th, 2011, 08:53 PM
http://smoige.com/uploads//FileUpload/a8/9c6ddfe4d1715448030ed7029ffef7.jpg
But when the Sun goes Supernova, we go spinning off into the cold, dark vacuum of space.
uuhhhuuu
Sep 5th, 2011, 10:52 PM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100917035453/halo/images/archive/5/52/20101010141257!HaloReach_-_Frigates.jpg
lets go to other worlds then!!
Solanine
Sep 5th, 2011, 11:46 PM
Don't want to be depressing but,
Have you ever seen a
http://i.imgur.com/yndhG.jpg
and a
http://i.imgur.com/lKYD5.jpg
Race? BEcause thats what it will be like trying to get to other solar systems we could live in. We're the snail.
Unless somehow we can break the speed of light. Or combat the negative effects of zero G on embryo's.
nikvoodoo
Sep 5th, 2011, 11:55 PM
http://tummytime.onslow.org/tummytime/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tandhare.jpg
Look! I told the same basic story except I did it in ONE PICTURE. Stop posting multiple pictures in your responses. It creates confusion as to what to respond to and is contrary to the purpose of the game.
One Picture. One.
uuhhhuuu
Sep 6th, 2011, 01:20 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-af6C5eFAoZA/TbO4yV2p5OI/AAAAAAAAABc/Y_Z-hYsXoyc/s1600/upsidedownturtle+copy.jpg
cant run if your like this!!
GodofInsanity
Sep 6th, 2011, 04:20 AM
1118
gotcha
grrr
reaper239
Sep 6th, 2011, 09:58 AM
i'm putting a stop to all that cat nonesense now
http://www.wildcarebayarea.org/images/content/pagebuilder/cat_in_trap.jpg
kitty go bye bye
Solanine
Sep 6th, 2011, 10:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/FxYg4.jpg
Seriously, i'll pick up my Claymore and march on down to Aberdeenshire!
nikvoodoo
Sep 6th, 2011, 10:26 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q3FYJSKRoj4/THIT4TordXI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/5emL0i3ddDQ/s640/shark.gallery.jpg
You can haz face. I take da rest.
Solanine
Sep 6th, 2011, 10:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/81ovp.jpg
Octopus beats shark.
TCM Revolver
Sep 6th, 2011, 11:19 AM
tasty!
http://static5.depositphotos.com/1037987/475/i/950/depositphotos_4753631-Risotto-Nero-with-Fried-Octopus-and-Pesto-Dressing.jpg
gaijinpunk
Sep 7th, 2011, 04:45 PM
The last thing I EVER want to see out the window of a plane...! (zombies I can handle...)
1124
Solanine
Sep 7th, 2011, 11:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PcvRB.jpg
What bout that? At least if its only jaws their then lunar guardian may be able to drag you into his house on a fin.
gaijinpunk
Sep 8th, 2011, 05:31 PM
1129
Heh-heh...penguin jaws. (That's actually really creepy now that I look at it...)
nikvoodoo
Sep 8th, 2011, 08:28 PM
http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com/site/freemanasgod.jpg
I will gladly narrate your movie with my silky, resonant voice.
reaper239
Sep 9th, 2011, 12:25 PM
i'll see your morgan freeman and raise you samuel l jackson
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/snakes-on-a-plane-5.jpg
IT'S GOT SAMUEL L JACKSON, YO!
TCM Revolver
Sep 9th, 2011, 05:35 PM
What beats samuel l jackson??
http://ecdn2.hark.com/images/000/006/126/6126/original.0
Arsenio Hall from Coming to America, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!
nikvoodoo
Sep 9th, 2011, 06:15 PM
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eddie-murphy-delirious.jpg
Aresnio played second fiddle to Eddie....the real king of comedy in the 80's.
TCM Revolver
Sep 9th, 2011, 06:22 PM
Eddie was the king of the 80's... and transvestite hookers
NSFW
http://cincinnati.metromix.com/content_image/full/494537/560/370
HardKor
Sep 9th, 2011, 06:25 PM
http://discolegend.net/wp-content/videoimages/img_5426_eddie-murphy-party-all-the-time-70s-80s-music-hits.jpg
Eddie should have stuck with the comedy.
nikvoodoo
Sep 9th, 2011, 06:30 PM
http://theboldcorsicanflame.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/drug-money.jpg
Yeah....he did that tranny hooker and wrote that song on this....I'm ok with that. Good for him
TCM Revolver
Sep 9th, 2011, 06:30 PM
yea, Dane Cook too
http://assistantdirectors.com/art/movies/2006/dane_cook1.jpg
nikvoodoo
Sep 9th, 2011, 06:34 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CLZsSNTmeF4/Rxx6Zf_eCUI/AAAAAAAAAIo/G32wxX9h-ww/s400/news_dane_cook.jpg
TCM Revolver
Sep 10th, 2011, 11:50 AM
Sigh...
http://cdn.imgfave.com/image_cache/1283210675169535.jpeg
nikvoodoo
Sep 10th, 2011, 12:18 PM
http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/crocodile_tears.jpg
For this I shed crocodile tears
TCM Revolver
Sep 10th, 2011, 12:21 PM
grow up
http://www.thaioceanleather.com/image/mypic/IMG_6200_crocodile_handbag(1).jpg
Solanine
Sep 10th, 2011, 01:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/92KIF.jpg
Can't you guys just be friends?
nikvoodoo
Sep 10th, 2011, 02:17 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/shaddup-i-doan-wanna-hear-it.jpg
TCM Revolver
Sep 10th, 2011, 02:19 PM
http://ciklife.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/hate_cats.jpg
nuff said
nikvoodoo
Sep 10th, 2011, 02:26 PM
Oh really? Hmmm
http://www.barfworld.com/html/IPEzine/images/ASPCA.jpg
TCM Revolver
Sep 10th, 2011, 02:30 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1008/sarah-mclachlan-puppy-sarah-mclachlan-mutilation-aspca-cruel-demotivational-poster-1282646647.jpg
nikvoodoo
Sep 10th, 2011, 03:03 PM
http://www.glasseyes.com/gifs/glasseyes.jpg
We can fix that
TCM Revolver
Sep 10th, 2011, 03:09 PM
that is only the first step
http://images.wikia.com/startrek/images/9/97/Locutusofborg.jpg
nikvoodoo
Sep 10th, 2011, 03:17 PM
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10600000/Seven-of-Nine-seven-of-nine-10677532-555-995.jpg
This is the next step.
HardKor
Sep 10th, 2011, 04:28 PM
http://www.illinoischannel.org/Pictures/RyanJack040327.jpg
If this guy had been a better husband to her he'd probably still have a political career.
Solanine
Sep 11th, 2011, 11:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xXIjD.jpg
Crow bar doen't like it when we talk politics.
So I'll change the topic!
http://i.imgur.com/tz8eW.jpg
Hollomandious
Sep 11th, 2011, 05:26 PM
OH OH OH! Pedobear jokes! Yay!
1149
Oh Pedobear, when will you learn?
nikvoodoo
Sep 11th, 2011, 05:30 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/cute-puppy-pictures-moral-gray-area-puppeh-filling-in-for-moral-gray-area-kitteh.jpg
Creem_Filling
Sep 11th, 2011, 05:36 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-basement-cat-wrestles-with-moral-gray-areas.jpg?w=780
TCM Revolver
Sep 11th, 2011, 06:17 PM
much more interesting
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID16146/images/Moral_Orel_picnik.jpg
Hollomandious
Sep 11th, 2011, 06:20 PM
1151
shovel:)
TCM Revolver
Sep 11th, 2011, 06:21 PM
only a matter of time
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50336_40202955358_3928920_n.jpg
Creem_Filling
Sep 11th, 2011, 06:25 PM
http://www.finewallpaper.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Harry-Potter-and-the-Deathly-Hallows-Part-II_1366x768.jpg
Just because something is ended, it doesn't always mean that it was a bad thing.
usmcludwig
Sep 11th, 2011, 10:20 PM
1152
Like a witches life- BURN 'ER!!!
Solanine
Sep 11th, 2011, 11:55 PM
Gunna burn me up some bitches!
http://i.imgur.com/AgjKy.jpg
And @creem_filling not usually but in that case...
TCM Revolver
Sep 12th, 2011, 08:14 PM
http://static.winningateverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/WA_nohippies.jpg
gaijinpunk
Sep 13th, 2011, 07:24 PM
so...what did you do on vacation...?
1168
nikvoodoo
Sep 13th, 2011, 08:31 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-vaccine.jpg
Creem_Filling
Sep 13th, 2011, 08:37 PM
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs16/300W/f/2007/177/6/b/MAGIKARP_USE_A_SPLASH_ATTACK_by_link740.png
It's not very effective.
nikvoodoo
Sep 13th, 2011, 08:41 PM
http://www.gofishing.co.uk/upload/519/images/Chris%20Lowe%2055lb%202oz.JPG
Lure was Super Effective!
usmcludwig
Sep 13th, 2011, 09:08 PM
Meet a giant fish- fuck its brains out!
nikvoodoo
Sep 13th, 2011, 09:49 PM
http://sj.blacksteel.com/jim/sj-front-11.jpg
I bought this just for you!
usmcludwig
Sep 13th, 2011, 09:56 PM
1170
Bring it on!
nikvoodoo
Sep 13th, 2011, 10:04 PM
http://www.health.com/health/static/hw/media/medical/hw/hwkb17_007_09.jpg
Sure....just let me punch him in the stomach a few times first to make his appendix burst.
Solanine
Sep 13th, 2011, 11:41 PM
"Like a balloon and something bad happens!"
http://i.imgur.com/SLcDP.jpg
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